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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles by Susie Bright
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Introduction
  7. Halves
  8. Surviving Darwin
  9. Playing Doctor
  10. Innocence in Extremis
  11. The Program
  12. The Letters
  13. The Desires of Houses
  14. Horny
  15. Pinkie
  16. Fleshlight
  17. Are We Having SexNow Or What?
  18. Three ObsceneTelephone Calls
  19. Tennessee
  20. Up for a Nickel
  21. The Manicure
  22. This Isn’t About Love
  23. Blue Light
  24. End-of-the-World Sex
  25. A Jew Berserk onChristmas Eve
  26. Casting Couch
  27. It’s Never Too Latein New York
  28. The Year ofFucking Badly
  29. Story of OBirthday Party
  30. Top of the 15th:Best American Erotica’s Authors1993–2008
  31. Readers’ DirectoryThe Most Influential Erotic Editors, Journals,and Web Sites of the Past 15 Years
  32. Contributors
  33. Credits
  34. About the Editor and Author

I was new in town, didn’t know anyone, needed a place. My old apartment in New York had made me sick of cramped quarters; I needed space.

I had no intention of moving into some tacky Houston apartment complex with a bathtub-size swimming pool and nosy neighbors. I wanted something different, something with character. A room in a house with laid-back people. Cooperative living. I’d done that back in my student days. It might be just what I needed to made me feel at home in this fucked-up town.

They say New York’s impersonal. Give me those hordes on the subways any day over the automatons in steel modules that cruise the superfreeways in Houston. Forget the sweltering heat; this town is all cold concrete and glass. Maybe that explains the incredible murder rate. There’s a lot of mental illness down here.

On Saturday morning I took the Harley over to Montrose and found a health-food restaurant. I leafed through a few of the free underground rags that were stacked in front of the cash register. One of the classifieds seemed to be just what I wanted:

Liberated person needed to share 3-storied house w/2w, 1m. You help in house, garden, get privacy, fresh vegs. $90/mo.

The address was on Beauchamp Street. I asked the cashier if she knew where it was. North of downtown, she said. Pronounced bee-chum. Sort of run-down, but gentrified around the edges. Lots of big oak trees and old houses. A mixed neighborhood—Chicanos, Blacks, old couples, student types.

I loaded my salad with alfalfa sprouts to get in the mood and then biked up to Beauchamp. I thought about removing the studded leather armband from my left biceps, but decided against it. If I moved in, they’d figure out where I was coming from soon enough. Better to start out being open.

The house was set on a corner and dominated everything around it, a fine example of Texas Victoriana, with lots of decorative carved wood, yellow clapboard walls, and a green shingle roof. The successive stories were set back in tiers; a jumble of gables directed my eyes up to the octagonal room at the top, where the domed roof came to a point. It seemed perched on the house like an eagle’s nest, high above the tops of the oaks and pecan trees.

The yard was like a jungle, dense and green. Shady trees, century plants, stands of wild bamboo, even a few spindly yuccas. The more I saw, the more I liked it.

Two women were sitting on the front porch. As I walked up, they stopped talking and looked me over. They were both dressed in loose, lacy cotton dresses and sandals, and wore their hair long and frizzy.