Contents ( 59)
- THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
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- JONATHAN SWIFT
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- Contents
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- Introduction
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- The Bookseller to the Reader
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- The Preface of the Author
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- The Battle of the Books
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- The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
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- A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
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- Predictions for the Year 1708
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- The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff's Predictions
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- Baucis and Philemon
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- The Logicians Refuted
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- The Puppet Show
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- Cadenus and Vanessa
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- Stella's Birthday, 1718
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- Stella's Birthday, 1720
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- Stella's Birthday
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- Stella's Birthday, 1724
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- Stella's Birthday, March 13, 1726
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- To Stella
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- The First He Wrote Oct 17, 1727
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- The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727
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- The Beasts' Confession
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- An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
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- Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation
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- Thoughts on Various Subjects
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- A Modest Proposal
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- Endnotes
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Old men view best at a distance with the eyes of their understanding as well as with those of nature.
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
Anthony Henley's farmer, dying of an asthma, said, "Well, if I can get this breath once out, I'll take care it never got in again."
The humour of exploding many things under the name of trifles, fopperies, and only imaginary goods, is a very false proof either of wisdom or magnanimity, and a great check to virtuous actions. For instance, with regard to fame, there is in most people a reluctance and unwillingness to be forgotten. We observe, even among the vulgar, how fond they are to have an inscription over their grave. It requires but little philosophy to discover and observe that there is no intrinsic value in all this; however, if it be founded in our nature as an incitement to virtue, it ought not to be ridiculed.
Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives, and the sincerest part of our devotion.
The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter, and a scarcity of words; for whoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both; whereas common speakers have only one set of ideas, and one set of words to clothe them in, and these are always ready at the mouth. So people come faster out of a church when it is almost empty, than when a crowd is at the door.
Few are qualified to shine in company; but it is in most men's power to be agreeable. The reason, therefore, why conversation runs so low at present, is not the defect of understanding, but pride, vanity, ill-nature, affectation, singularity, positiveness, or some other vice, the effect of a wrong education.
To be vain is rather a mark of humility than pride. Vain men delight in telling what honours have been done them, what great company they have kept, and the like, by which they plainly confess that these honours were more than their due, and such as their friends would not believe if they had not been told: whereas a man truly proud thinks the greatest honours below his merit, and consequently scorns to boast. I therefore deliver it as a maxim, that whoever desires the character of a proud man, ought to conceal his vanity.
Law, in a free country, is, or ought to be, the determination of the majority of those who have property in land.
One argument used to the disadvantage of Providence I take to be a very strong one in its defence. It is objected that storms and tempests, unfruitful seasons, serpents, spiders, flies, and other noxious or troublesome animals, with many more instances of the like kind, discover an imperfection in nature, because human life would be much easier without them; but the design of Providence may clearly be perceived in this proceeding. The motions of the sun and moon—in short, the whole system of the universe, as far as philosophers have been able to discover and observe, are in the utmost degree of regularity and perfection; but wherever God hath left to man the power of interposing a remedy by thought or labour, there he hath placed things in a state of imperfection, on purpose to stir up human industry, without which life would stagnate, or, indeed, rather, could not subsist at all: Curis accuunt mortalia corda.