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  1. THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
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  3. JONATHAN SWIFT
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  5. Contents
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  7. Introduction
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  9. The Bookseller to the Reader
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  11. The Preface of the Author
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  13. The Battle of the Books
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  15. The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
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  17. A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
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  19. Predictions for the Year 1708
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  21. The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff's Predictions
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  23. Baucis and Philemon
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  25. The Logicians Refuted
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  27. The Puppet Show
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  29. Cadenus and Vanessa
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  31. Stella's Birthday, 1718
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  33. Stella's Birthday, 1720
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  35. Stella's Birthday
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  37. Stella's Birthday, 1724
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  39. Stella's Birthday, March 13, 1726
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  41. To Stella
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  43. The First He Wrote Oct 17, 1727
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  45. The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727
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  47. The Beasts' Confession
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  49. An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
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  51. Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation
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  53. Thoughts on Various Subjects
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  55. A Modest Proposal
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  58. Endnotes
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On the left wing of the horse Virgil appeared, in shining armour, completely fitted to his body; he was mounted on a dapple-grey steed, the slowness of whose pace was an effect of the highest mettle and vigour. He cast his eye on the adverse wing, with a desire to find an object worthy of his valour, when behold upon a sorrel gelding of a monstrous size appeared a foe, issuing from among the thickest of the enemy's squadrons; but his speed was less than his noise; for his horse, old and lean, spent the dregs of his strength in a high trot, which, though it made slow advances, yet caused a loud clashing of his armour, terrible to hear. The two cavaliers had now approached within the throw of a lance, when the stranger desired a parley, and, lifting up the visor of his helmet, a face hardly appeared from within which, after a pause, was known for that of the renowned Dryden. The brave Ancient suddenly started, as one possessed with surprise and disappointment together; for the helmet was nine times too large for the head, which appeared situate far in the hinder part, even like the lady in a lobster, or like a mouse under a canopy of state, or like a shrivelled beau from within the penthouse of a modern periwig; and the voice was suited to the visage, sounding weak and remote. Dryden, in a long harangue, soothed up the good Ancient; called him father, and, by a large deduction of genealogies, made it plainly appear that they were nearly related. Then he humbly proposed an exchange of armour, as a lasting mark of hospitality between them. Virgil consented (for the goddess Diffidence came unseen, and cast a mist before his eyes), though his was of gold and cost a hundred beeves, the other's but of rusty iron. However, this glittering armour became the Modern yet worsen than his own. Then they agreed to exchange horses; but, when it came to the trial, Dryden was afraid and utterly unable to mount. . . Alter hiatus . . . . in MS. Lucan appeared upon a fiery horse of admirable shape, but headstrong, bearing the rider where he list over the field; he made a mighty slaughter among the enemy's horse; which destruction to stop, Blackmore, a famous Modern (but one of the mercenaries), strenuously opposed himself, and darted his javelin with a strong hand, which, falling short of its mark, struck deep in the earth. Then Lucan threw a lance; but AEsculapius came unseen and turned off the point. "Brave Modern," said Lucan, "I perceive some god protects you, for never did my arm so deceive me before: but what mortal can contend with a god? Therefore, let us fight no longer, but present gifts to each other." Lucan then bestowed on the Modern a pair of spurs, and Blackmore gave Lucan a bridle. . . . Pauca desunt. . . . . . . . Creech: but the goddess Dulness took a cloud, formed into the shape of Horace, armed and mounted, and placed in a flying posture before him. Glad was the cavalier to begin a combat with a flying foe, and pursued the image, threatening aloud; till at last it led him to the peaceful bower of his father, Ogleby, by whom he was disarmed and assigned to his repose.