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Contents ( 42)
  1. The Art of Breathing
  2. Part One: How We Became Who We Are
  3. Prologue: Or, Where the Kid Hears the Word of the Day
  4. 1. Where Tyson Learns to Breathe
  5. 2. Where Tyson Makes a Phone Call
  6. 3. Where Tyson Graduates and Bear Freaks Out
  7. 4. Where Tyson Says Good-Bye
  8. 5. Where Tyson Gets the Mail
  9. Part Two: Coming Home
  10. 6. Where Tyson Comes Home
  11. 7. Where Tyson Gives a History Lesson
  12. 8. Where Tyson Attends the Most Awkward Party Ever
  13. 9. Where Tyson Plans Attends a Protest
  14. 10. Where Tyson Gets Arrested
  15. 11. Where Tyson Gets His Ass Handed to Him
  16. 12. Where Tyson Writes Bad Poetry and Gawks at Frat Boys
  17. 13. Where Tyson Decides to Man the Fuck Up
  18. 14. Where Tyson Asks Some Questions
  19. 15. Where Tyson Remembers Theresa Jean Paquinn
  20. 16. Where Tyson Learns the Benefit of Therapy
  21. 17. Where Tyson Meets the Man Who Becomes Helena Handbasket
  22. 18. Where Tyson Gets Screwed at His Own Birthday Party (And Not in a Good Way)
  23. Part Three: Just Breathe
  24. 19. Where Tyson Goes to Helena Handbasket’s Sex Dungeon
  25. 20. Where Tyson Beholds the Awesome Wonder That Is Paul Auster
  26. 21. Where Tyson Receives Advice from the Six Sages
  27. 22. Where Tyson Makes a Phone Call
  28. 23. Where Tyson Hears the Inevitable
  29. 24. Where Tyson Meets His Match
  30. 25. Where Tyson Says Hello, Where Tyson Says Good-bye
  31. 26. Where Tyson Touches upon the Inevitable
  32. 27. Where Tyson Faces the Music
  33. 28. Where Tyson Breathes
  34. 29. Tyson And Dominic
  35. 30. The Art Of Breathing
  36. Epilogue: Or, Bear’s Perspective, As It Were (Yeah, He’s Gonna Freak)
  37. Author’s Note
  38. Excerpt
  39. Prologue: Or, Where Bear Answers the Door
  40. More from TJ Klune
  41. Readers love the Bear, Otter, and the Kid Chronicles by TJ Klune
  42. By TJ Klune

“You okay now?”

“Yes,” I mumbled.

“What’s wrong with you?” Very blunt. I would learn soon that that was his way.

I scowled. “Nothing’s wrong with me.”

“Of course not.” I could hear the amusement in his voice. “You just looked like you were about to die. Or something.”

“I wasn’t dying.”

“Oh. You just crazy, then?”

I snapped my head up and glared at him, this boy next to me who seemed to say whatever he felt like without even knowing who the fuck I was or where I’d come from. He was a thin thing, taller than me by at least a few inches, but then, most people were. His face was angular and slightly feminine, his eyes big and gorgeously brown. I thought maybe he had some makeup on, but I couldn’t be sure. His long black hair was pulled back into a ponytail. A lock of it fell down onto his forehead, curving around his eye.

He was pretty, this boy. There seemed to be no other word for it.

“I’m not crazy,” I finally said.

He sighed. “Oh. Well, that’s no fun, then. There is a distinct lack of crazy around here, and I thought maybe you could help change that.” He looked out across the plaza in front of the library as he adjusted the scarf around his neck. “You’re that smart kid everyone talks about, huh? I thought all geniuses were a little bit crazy, at the very least.”

“I never said I was a genius.” I learned rather quickly that most people here didn’t know what to make of me. I was more of an oddity than anything else, at least to the other students. My professors treated me like some kind of wunderkind, which I suppose I was, but it didn’t help my standing with others. I was too young for them, and too smart by a mile. The first year here hadn’t gone like I thought it would.

“That’s what everyone else is saying,” the boy next to me said. “And I saw that interview you did with The Dartmouth. Very… interesting.”

The student newspaper had interviewed me a few weeks ago. I hadn’t wanted to do it, but Bear and Otter said it might look good if I was going to try for an exchange program down the line. “Why ‘interesting’?”

The boy shrugged. “I don’t know. You came across… smug.”

“Smug?” I exclaimed, outraged.

He laughed. “MENSA? College at sixteen on a full ride? Schools begging for you left and right? I’d be a bit smug too.”

“I’m not smug!”

“Arrogant?”

“No!”

“Condescending?”

“Of course not.”

“Crazy, then,” he said.

“You’re a big, gigantic dickhole,” I said.

He arched an eyebrow at me. “It’s comforting to find out that crazy smart kids can still be reduced to calling someone a ‘big, gigantic dickhole.’ I’m Corey.” He held out his hand and smiled at me. It really was a great smile, and didn’t I feel my heart skip a beat or two?