Back Take Me Home Tonight
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  5. PART ONE 1:30 p.m.–4:15 p.m.
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. CHAPTER 2
  8. CHAPTER 3
  9. CHAPTER 4
  10. PART TWO 4:15 p.m.–5:25 p.m.
  11. CHAPTER 5
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. Meanwhile, back in Connecticut…
  14. CHAPTER 7
  15. CHAPTER 8
  16. PART THREE 5:25 p.m.–9:25 p.m.
  17. CHAPTER 9
  18. CHAPTER 10
  19. CHAPTER 11
  20. Meanwhile, back in Connecticut…
  21. CHAPTER 12
  22. CHAPTER 13
  23. Meanwhile, back in Connecticut…
  24. CHAPTER 14
  25. CHAPTER 15
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. Meanwhile, somewhere in upstate New York…
  29. CHAPTER 18
  30. CHAPTER 19
  31. Meanwhile, somewhere on Highway 81…
  32. CHAPTER 20
  33. PART FOUR 9:25 p.m.–11:11 p.m.
  34. Meanwhile, in Brockville (Ontario) (Canada)…
  35. CHAPTER 21
  36. CHAPTER 22
  37. CHAPTER 23
  38. CHAPTER 24
  39. CHAPTER 25
  40. Meanwhile, back in Canada…
  41. CHAPTER 26
  42. CHAPTER 27
  43. PART FIVE 11:11 p.m.–3:00 a.m.
  44. Meanwhile, in [Redacted X X X X]…
  45. CHAPTER 28
  46. Meanwhile, back in Connecticut…
  47. CHAPTER 29
  48. PART SIX Saturday
  49. CHAPTER 30
  50. PART SEVEN February
  51. CHAPTER 31
  52. CHAPTER 32
  53. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  54. ALSO BY MORGAN MATSON

“Sure,” he said, giving me a quick smile. “Absolutely.”

Cary wouldn’t let me help.

He told me that he did this all the time by himself, so he was used to it. But I felt incredibly guilty as I walked along next to him, eating the snacks that he’d bought me, while he pushed the cart.

After a few stops, I was starting to get the hang of it. In a doorman building, we just left the laundry or dry cleaning at the desk in the lobby. In a walk-up, we buzzed, and when the door was opened for us, we went right to their doors, leaving the cart behind on the ground floor. Cary kept trying to get me to wait in the lobbies of the walk-ups, but I was having much too much fun peeking into these New York apartments. There was the couple we could hear screaming at each other as we got close to the door, but who were then perfectly pleasant as they picked up their laundry and wished us a good night—and then went back to screaming the second the door had closed. The apartment that had vinyl records stacked everywhere; the apartment that had three cats that came to the door along with their owner, sitting on the doorstep at his feet and looking up at us with big green eyes like they were all assessing our job performance. And if I hadn’t gone with him, I wouldn’t have found out to my shock that Mr. Russo—he of the hot date—had to be pushing ninety.

“Chip?” I asked Cary now, as we walked down the street toward our fourth building. I figured that if he wouldn’t let me help, I could at least offer some snacks.

“Thanks,” he said, shifting the dry cleaning to his other arm and taking some Doritos. “That’s really nice of you.”

“Well, you did pay for them.” He laughed. “You can have anything else you want too,” I said, holding out the bag, then remembered what Pete in the bodega had said. “Well—except for the peanut M&Ms, I guess.”

“Yeah, I’ll give those a miss.”

“Is it a bad allergy?” I asked, as Cary tipped his head toward Sixty-Third Street and we both turned down it, my feet falling into step with his. “Do you need me to take the bag away?”

“I’m fine when things are, you know, sealed in packaging. It’s just when they’re out and about that things turn deadly.”

“Deadly?” Cary nodded. “Jeez. So Mr. Peanut isn’t a friendly cartoon mascot to you. He’s, like, a serial killer.”

Cary turned to me and gave me a smile that was wide-open, like I’d just surprised him. “Exactly,” he said with a laugh. “Other people see an anthropomorphic peanut; I see evil in a top hat. Fun fact—”

“About Mr. Peanut?” I raised my eyebrows.

Cary laughed. “I’m full of them.”

“You’re full of something,” I parried back, then wondered a second later if I’d gone too far, but he just rolled his eyes good-naturedly and continued on.