Chapters (73)
- TITLE PAGE
- TABLE OF CONTENTS
- PRAISE FOR K. BROMBERG
- ALSO WRITTEN BY K. BROMBERG
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- CHAPTER FIVE
- CHAPTER SIX
- CHAPTER SEVEN
- CHAPTER EIGHT
- CHAPTER NINE
- CHAPTER TEN
- CHAPTER ELEVEN
- CHAPTER TWELVE
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
- CHAPTER NINETEEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY
- CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
- CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
- CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
- CHAPTER THIRTY
- CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
- CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
- CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
- CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
- CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
- CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
- CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
- CHAPTER FORTY
- CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
- CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
- CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
- CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
- CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
- CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
- CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
- CHAPTER FIFTY
- CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
- CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
- CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
- CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
- CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
- CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
- CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
- CHAPTER SIXTY
- CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
- CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
- CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
- CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
- EPILOGUE
- EPILOGUE TWO
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
“I do. I think.” He leans back in his chair and crosses his arms with a shrug. “I don’t know, I don’t exactly do relationships.”
“Then how is this one supposed to be believable?” I ask.
“You’re the girl next door—baker next door. Grounded. Settled.”
“Boring,” I state.
“Normal,” he corrects.
Normal. That word is like a knife to the heart, reminding me of Paul’s bullshit and “hard truths” that he thought I should know about why he had to cheat on me.
There’s no spontaneity. Everything is even-keel all the time. Normal as normal can be and normal is the death of any person wanting to live life. You were killing me, Hendrix. Little by little. Day by day. This blah we lived in was killing me. God forbid she made me feel alive again.
I shake the words from my head, but hell, they still taste acrid on my tongue.
Fuck you, Paul.
“This was your idea? To ask me?” I ask Nathaniel, my voice wavering.
“No.” He lifts his chin toward his brother. “It was his.”
I look from Nathaniel to Jase. To a man who’s truly the opposite of everything I’ve ever liked or desired. And I do something that I think surprises the both of us.
I reach across the table, pull the contract that Nathaniel had set out earlier, and sign on the dotted line.
“Wow. Okay. What prompted that?” Jase asks.
I meet his gaze and hate the tears that well in mine. “I’m sick of being boring. Predictable. Normal. Maybe it’s time I do something unexpected to tip the scales.”
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER EIGHT
Gizmo
Nathaniel looks at me and nods.
“You have to promise me,” he says.
“I’m not going to sleep with her. Have no intention to. She’s good, real, wholesome.”
“Like that’s ever stopped you.” He puts a hand on my shoulder and squeezes. “But I’m serious. Keep your hands off her.”
I roll my eyes. “Thanks for being the pussy patrol, brother, but I can handle my own life.”
“You sleep with her, you won’t last the four months needed to prove this whole scenario out. Me being the pussy patrol”—he winces at the crass term—“is because you don’t date a woman longer than a month once you sleep with her. That’s a problem in this scenario. A huge fucking problem. You can’t lock your fake wife up in your house when she’s miserable because you’ve slept with and then discarded her.”
“I don’t do that.”
“You do.”
“It’s mutual though. You make it sound like—”
“No one said you were a bad guy—or even original in doing this. All I’m saying is that this isn’t going to work if you sabotage it in the only way you know how.”