“It was one time and I did walk her out.” I glance at my flushed roommate. The memory of him all bed head and in his boxers kicking out a half-naked Kimberly still makes me smile. “I just didn’t lock the door behind her. How was I supposed to know she was going to come back and try to work her way around the apartment?”

I mean, seriously… is it my fault that she broke into our place and slipped into bed with the guy? Apparently nothing is sexier or more challenging for a girl than a guy in a real committed relationship. And Rauthruss is as loyal as they come even though he barely sees his woman. It drives girls crazy. Seriously, he could have any chick he wanted. He might be onto something, not that I have any plans to try his method. Mine’s working just fine.

Maverick sets the empty bottle on the coffee table and heaves a sigh. “Are there any items on your list that don’t revolve around our dicks?”

No one speaks. Adam raises his brows and keeps his sharp stare on me.

“Agreed. I will walk them out.” I’m almost positive I can remember to do that. Definitely can tonight since I’ll be spending it with my hand apparently.

“Next item on the agenda,” Mav prompts.

Adam looks a little nervous, pausing before he speaks. This can’t be good.

“My sister is crashing here this weekend, so best behavior.” He stands.

“What the hell? What happened to no chicks?” I ask.

“She’s my sister, not the same thing.”

“Depends. Is she hot?” Mav asks, totally serious, which makes the vein in Adam’s head protrude.

Yes, yes she is. I keep that to myself. I’m not scared of Scott, but I’m not an idiot. If he knew my unfiltered thoughts on his little sister, I’d be neutered in my sleep. Nah, actually, he’d probably do it when I was wide awake. Can’t really blame him. Ginny Scott is sexy as hell and all my thoughts about her are dirty.

Long, blonde hair, light brown eyes, and her legs… those long legs are the things dreams are made of.

“Best behavior.” Adam pulls his phone out and walks toward his room.

“Meeting adjourned then, eh?” Mav says and then looks to me. “I’m gonna need a copy of the minutes on my desk by end of business.”

“I’m right on top of that, sir,” I say and give him the middle finger.

“What the hell are we going to do tonight?” Mav looks seriously defeated as he runs a hand through his dark hair.

“Halo?” Rauthruss lifts an Xbox controller.

“Why the fuck not.” He pets Charli and grabs the controller with the other hand.

I get up and take a step toward my room. “I’m going to shower and touch base with myself.”