Back Seconds of Pleasure
Chapters (26)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Seconds of Pleasure
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Perfect
  7. Maraschino
  8. Time-Share
  9. Boo-Boo
  10. Opportunity
  11. Spring Break
  12. Wait
  13. Layover
  14. A Second of Pleasure
  15. Look at Her
  16. Ravishing
  17. Open All Night
  18. Full Service
  19. Loose Change
  20. Switzerland
  21. Los Feliz
  22. Some Do It Naturally
  23. Grand Slam
  24. Whitecap
  25. Soft Target
  26. Acknowledgments

“I see,” you mutter, letting it slip out of your mouth like a death sentence. Hold on now, keep it together, you think, we’re not done here yet. Some important info has just come your way, and you instantly try to assess the situation. Force an advantage. The item belongs to a boy—a child, really—and that can certainly come in handy, plus, you now know that this young woman isn’t even an actual employee but the daughter of the owner. Of Herb himself. If need be, you can always ask to speak to her superior (Dad) and get down to it, mano a mano. You let a little sigh of relief escape your lips and turn your attention more fully back to her. “So, it’s your brother’s, huh?”

“Yeah. He’s always doing that, leaving his crap around,” she offers, flashing a set of teeth that make her the former cheerleader that she undoubtedly is. “We tell him not to—Mom does, anyhow—but he thinks this is, like, some public park or whatever in here. Running up and down the aisles and stuff; he’s so annoying.”

“Hmm. I see.” You’ve got to be careful here—not too eager but somewhat insistent. Use a bit of the old “big city” charm that comes so naturally to you. “Do you mind if I see it again? Just for a second.”

Naturally she’s suspicious and only holds it out to you from a distance, allowing you to do exactly what you’ve asked for: see it. You grin at her literal application of your request, then laugh. Not broadly or forced, but with the natural grace that your laugh has taken on during your adult years.

“I’m sorry,” you say, “I meant could I actually hold it again?”

Reluctantly she obliges you but does not return to her novel. She only really hands it over when two older women in pantsuits and matching sunglasses barge into the room from an entrance across the way. They arrive with a clatter of dishes and swinging purses and the girl’s attention is momentarily stolen. She studies you one more time—you’d think she was handing you the keys to the palace treasury, the way she’s acting—before putting the pail into your hands and wandering off to assist the interlopers.