Back Scabby Queen
Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. SCABBY QUEEN
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. SOME PEOPLE
  6. Q Magazine, June 1990
  7. RUTH
  8. Clio Campbell
  9. NEIL
  10. DONALD
  11. Guardian Weekend magazine, August 2010
  12. SAMMI
  13. SIMON
  14. NEIL
  15. Daily Mail, October 2016
  16. HAMZA
  17. XANTHE
  18. DONALD
  19. Q Magazine, September 2007
  20. RUTH
  21. DANNY
  22. SAMMI
  23. NEIL
  24. BBC Radio Scotland, 24 January 2018
  25. DONALD
  26. MALCOLM
  27. SAMMI
  28. Loaded, February 1996
  29. SHIV
  30. IDA
  31. Scotland on Sunday, September 2013
  32. DONALD
  33. HAMZA
  34. SAMMI
  35. ADELE
  36. NEIL
  37. The Pool, February 2018
  38. RUTH
  39. DONALD
  40. EILEEN
  41. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  42. About the Author
  43. About the Publisher

They had tickets that evening for a concert, where they’d be able to watch the results come in. Clio Campbell and Friends. Adele had wanted so much to see her again on this day of all days, feel everything coming back full circle, that she’d hustled to organize tickets for a group of seventeen friends, take deposits, make sure the transport routes were sorted out. Onstage, introducing other musicians, talking to the crowd, Cliodhna seemed smooth and certain – what other result could there be? she said. You’ve seen it out there, on the streets. Glasgow is saying Yes! Adele whooped and clapped with the rest of them, amazed again that this poised, elegant woman could have grown up in the same sooty space as her. Had they, really? Adele tried to place the girl on the adult and only succeeded some of the time.

There was a big screen behind the stage and it would flicker into life every now and again, showing live BBC and STV coverage of the referendum, at a command from Cliodhna to what Adele presumed was her stage manager or something. The faces in the studio Adele had only learned recently, after years of their having been an irritation, one of Dougie’s things; the crowd whooped for their favourites and booed and hissed the Better Together spokespeople as though they were at a panto. Cliodhna’s set was full of in-jokes that the crowd were drunkenly, happily lapping up; at one point she came onstage eating a bowl of cereal, in reference to an infamous sexist campaign advert, and all the women in the audience burst out laughing and cheering, started calling her name. ‘Go on yourself, Clio!’

Ash had bought two little plastic bottles of Prosecco from the bar for the first result coming in. Adele agreed to drink one glass – she was on shift the next morning – and the two of them popped and poured, ready to toast. The first region to announce was Clackmannanshire, a former mining area. Working class. Exactly the sort of place, everyone had said, that would vote Yes by a landslide. Adele had thought back to her unsuccessful coffee mornings, the scowling faces in her own village, and hadn’t been so sure, but everyone else had told her no, no, the pollsters know what they’re doing.