Back Scabby Queen
Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. SCABBY QUEEN
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. SOME PEOPLE
  6. Q Magazine, June 1990
  7. RUTH
  8. Clio Campbell
  9. NEIL
  10. DONALD
  11. Guardian Weekend magazine, August 2010
  12. SAMMI
  13. SIMON
  14. NEIL
  15. Daily Mail, October 2016
  16. HAMZA
  17. XANTHE
  18. DONALD
  19. Q Magazine, September 2007
  20. RUTH
  21. DANNY
  22. SAMMI
  23. NEIL
  24. BBC Radio Scotland, 24 January 2018
  25. DONALD
  26. MALCOLM
  27. SAMMI
  28. Loaded, February 1996
  29. SHIV
  30. IDA
  31. Scotland on Sunday, September 2013
  32. DONALD
  33. HAMZA
  34. SAMMI
  35. ADELE
  36. NEIL
  37. The Pool, February 2018
  38. RUTH
  39. DONALD
  40. EILEEN
  41. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  42. About the Author
  43. About the Publisher

‘Hi. Yeah. That’s me.’

‘But I LOVE you. I mean, you pretty much made me who I am! You probably won’t remember me of course, but my God, you changed my life. Watching you on Top of the Pops – that was what made me decide to be a musician. I mean, fucking hell, pal! Clio Campbell! And you’re here! I’m Shiv – Siobhan – and I’m, like, your biggest fan ever.’

Clio smiled down at her.

‘I know who you are, darlin.’

‘No, no, but we’ve met! We’ve met before! I went to see you on tour a couple of years ago when you played my town. Ullapool. Fucking Ullapool. We got to speak to you for ages afterwards and I just – oh my God. You were the only act worthwhile who ever came to us. Oh my God, it meant so much.’

‘I do remember. Of course I remember that. Wee Siobhan. And now you’re Shiv West? I didn’t make the connection. Look at you!’

Snorting and snuffling from the cubicle.

‘It’s like, what are you doing in here anyway? Oh my God, you have to come and sit with us! You’re the only person in here I know. I need to hear a voice from home. Come here, come here, we’ll have a bit of this—’ She waggled the origami wrap in Clio’s face, then banged on the cubicle door. ‘Hiya, pal! Could you get out of there please? Other people need to use the facilities!’

Clio would only have been twenty-eight at the time, but just then, even squatting to do a line off a toilet seat with her curls thrown back to one side, she seemed to Siobhan to be some sort of ancient being, a sentinel, her very presence there a sign from the old gods. Her hand, when Siobhan reached for it to guide her to their table, wondering momentarily if she was allowed to touch her, was cold and smooth.

‘Guys guys guys, you will not believe this! This is Clio – she’s, like, the reason we started the band. She did this amazing song, “Rise Up”, a load of years ago, when I was tiny, and it was like the first single I ever bought, and then she played a gig in our town and you’ve got to understand, this was a tiny town. I mean, nobody ever came to our town. Nobody who wasn’t a fucking folkie in a beard, yeah? And I heard her play that night and that’s when I realized it properly, like I started the band the next week. So she’s going to join us for the night. Budge up! Budge up, boys! Make way for an actual living legend, eh?’

She pushed at the air around the men impatiently until they’d shifted. Clio had glanced at one of the journalists, who was staring straight at his pint.