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Chapters (46)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. desk
  6. warrior two
  7. palate cleanser
  8. base camp
  9. the scary hand
  10. femininitea
  11. a very bad day
  12. duck egg
  13. excursion
  14. at ease
  15. pleasant travel
  16. shrimp platter
  17. mulberry street
  18. marienbad
  19. puebla
  20. visitors
  21. yule log
  22. machine burgers
  23. crosswinds
  24. night shift
  25. bludout
  26. breathing room
  27. auld acquaintance
  28. moonachie
  29. tiles
  30. girls kissing
  31. long-term dating
  32. apocalypse beach
  33. hypothermia
  34. flat white
  35. martinis
  36. polka favorites
  37. pussy hat
  38. two-flat
  39. symphony
  40. isle of mull
  41. opening night
  42. erasure
  43. vue du lac
  44. acknowledgments
  45. Reading Group Guide
  46. about the author

They have until morning. Cate has ducked out on Maureen, who was planning to fix cacio e pepe and put Mad Max: Fury Road on her giant flat-screen. Cate loves cacio e pepe, really loves Charlize Theron, and of course especially loves her with a phantom arm. She has replayed quite a number of times on YouTube the part where Charlize undoes the leather straps of her prosthesis and lets it drop onto the postapocalyptic sand. She basically thinks Fury Road is a masterpiece, so this was an extremely generous offer considering Maureen does not like violent movies and thinks Charlize Theron is too hot (whatever that means). So Cate feels bad about saying no, but opens up a big box of lies anyway. She’d love to come over but can’t. Her mother is throwing a work party up at her house, to launch the spring season. Although the spring season in retail does start in January, the party is imaginary.

Cate and Dana are both shy coming into the small foyer.

“Wow,” Cate says, craning her neck, taking in as much of the hall and living room as she can. A recliner facing the TV. A medium-size Arc de Triomphe, also a Leaning Tower lamp so large it could only have been bought in Pisa and dragged back here. There’s more. A poster with LOVE spelled out in blocks. A kitten dangling from a clothesline with HANG IN THERE typed across the bottom. “Your aunt, it looks like she’s cornered the global market on cheesy souvenirs and bad Pop art from the sixties and seventies.”

“Oh no you don’t. No professional snobbery here. This is borrowed decor. We’re not here to give it a rating.”

The evidence suggests Aunt Vicky is a woman deep into creature comforts. She has a giant bed facing a second giant flat-screen TV. She has also managed to fit a whirlpool into the house’s small bathroom. The tub has a terry-covered plastic pillow suctioned to one side. Several slinky Polynesian-print robes hang from hooks on the inside of the door. On a shelf above the toilet sits a complex machine that plays ambient sounds while it heats herbal oils.

In the whirlpool, Dana grabs hold of one of Cate’s toes and says, “How’s it going with you, mental-wise? I worry maybe you’re getting exhausted just trying to hold it together.”

“It comes and goes. I’m fine, fine and then instead of fine, I’m freaking out. And then I’m not freaking out but I’m very sad that people like them exist in the same world as Neale. That their sort of wicked foolishness can take down a really good person.”

“Oh, I think you won the round. And I think Neale’s going to be okay only because you won it.”