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Chapters (136)
  1. Also by James Patterson
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. I
  6. II
  7. Book One: THE JANE DOE MURDERS
  8. Chapter 1
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 4
  12. Chapter 5
  13. Chapter 6
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Chapter 8
  16. Chapter 9
  17. Chapter 10
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. Chapter 16
  24. Chapter 17
  25. Chapter 18
  26. Chapter 19
  27. Chapter 20
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. Chapter 23
  31. Book Two: DEATH RIDES A PALE HORSE
  32. Chapter 24
  33. Chapter 25
  34. Chapter 26
  35. Chapter 27
  36. Chapter 28
  37. Chapter 29
  38. Chapter 30
  39. Chapter 31
  40. Chapter 32
  41. Chapter 33
  42. Chapter 34
  43. Chapter 35
  44. Chapter 36
  45. Chapter 37
  46. Chapter 38
  47. Chapter 39
  48. Chapter 40
  49. Chapter 41
  50. Chapter 42
  51. Chapter 43
  52. Chapter 44
  53. Chapter 45
  54. Book Three: ELEGY
  55. Chapter 46
  56. Chapter 47
  57. Chapter 48
  58. Chapter 49
  59. Chapter 50
  60. Chapter 51
  61. Chapter 52
  62. Chapter 53
  63. Chapter 54
  64. Chapter 55
  65. Chapter 56
  66. Chapter 57
  67. Chapter 58
  68. Chapter 59
  69. Chapter 60
  70. Chapter 61
  71. Chapter 62
  72. Chapter 63
  73. Chapter 64
  74. Chapter 65
  75. Chapter 66
  76. Chapter 67
  77. Chapter 68
  78. Chapter 69
  79. Chapter 70
  80. Chapter 71
  81. Chapter 72
  82. Chapter 73
  83. Chapter 74
  84. Chapter 75
  85. Chapter 76
  86. Chapter 77
  87. Book Four: TRIAL AND ERRORS
  88. Chapter 78
  89. Chapter 79
  90. Chapter 80
  91. Chapter 81
  92. Chapter 82
  93. Chapter 83
  94. Chapter 84
  95. Chapter 85
  96. Chapter 86
  97. Chapter 87
  98. Chapter 88
  99. Chapter 89
  100. Chapter 90
  101. Chapter 91
  102. Chapter 92
  103. Chapter 93
  104. Chapter 94
  105. Chapter 95
  106. Chapter 96
  107. Chapter 97
  108. Chapter 98
  109. Chapter 99
  110. Chapter 100
  111. Chapter 101
  112. Book Five: ENDGAME
  113. Chapter 102
  114. Chapter 103
  115. Chapter 104
  116. Chapter 105
  117. Chapter 106
  118. Chapter 107
  119. Chapter 108
  120. Chapter 109
  121. Chapter 110
  122. Chapter 111
  123. Chapter 112
  124. Chapter 113
  125. Chapter 114
  126. Chapter 115
  127. Chapter 116
  128. Chapter 117
  129. Chapter 118
  130. Chapter 119
  131. Chapter 120
  132. Chapter 121
  133. Chapter 122
  134. Chapter 123
  135. Epilogue: LONDON BRIDGES, FALLING
  136. Chapter 124

“He said the characters in Dungeons and Dragons, Dune, and Condottiere were predictable and boring — which, I must admit, they are sometimes. Then he said some of the characters in his game were chaotic evil instead of lawful good. He said they weren’t fake heroes like in most RPGs; his characters were more like people in real life. They were basically selfish, didn’t really care about others, didn’t follow society’s rules. He said Horsemen was the ultimate fantasy game. That was all he would tell us about the Four Horsemen, but it was enough. I mean, you could see it was a game for total psychos.”

“What was his call name?” Agent Dwyer asked Michael.

“Call name, or his real name?” Michael asked, and offered up a sly, superior smile.

Agent Dwyer and Hampton looked at each other. Call name, or his real name? They turned back to Michael.

“I traced him, just like you traced me. I got through his encryptions. I know his name, and I know where he lives. Even where he works. It’s Shafer — Geoffrey Shafer. He works at the British Embassy, on Massachusetts Avenue. He’s some kind of information analyst there, according to the embassy’s Web site. He’s forty-four years old.”

Michael Ormson looked sheepishly around the room. He made eye contact with his parents, who finally looked relieved. Then he looked back at Hampton. “Is any of that stuff helpful to you? Did I help?”

“Yes, you did, Laughalot.”

Chapter 58

GEOFFREY SHAFER HAD VOWED he would not get high on pharmaceuticals tonight. He’d also decided he was going to keep his fantasies under control, under wraps. He understood precisely what the psychobabbling profilers on the murder cases would be thinking: his fantasy life was escalating, and he was approaching a rage state. And the profilers would be exactly right — which was why he was playing it cool for a while.

He was a skillful cook — skilled at a lot of things, actually. He sometimes put together elaborate meals for his family, and even large dinner parties with friends. When he cooked, he liked to have the family with him in the kitchen; he loved an audience, even his wife and kids.

“Tonight we’ll be eating classic Thai,” he announced to Lucy and the children as they watched him work. He was feeling a little hyper, and reminded himself not to let things get out of hand at home. Maybe he ought to take some Valium before he began to cook. All he’d taken so far was a little Xanax.

“What sets Thai food apart from other Southeast Asian cuisines are the explicit rules for proportions of ingredients, especially seasonings,” he said as he prepared a centerpiece of carved vegetables.

“Thai is a distinctive cuisine, blending Chinese, Indonesian, Indian, Portuguese, Malaysian. Bet you didn’t know that, Tricia and Erica.”

The little girls laughed, confused — so much like their mother.