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Chapters (136)
  1. Also by James Patterson
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. I
  6. II
  7. Book One: THE JANE DOE MURDERS
  8. Chapter 1
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 4
  12. Chapter 5
  13. Chapter 6
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Chapter 8
  16. Chapter 9
  17. Chapter 10
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. Chapter 16
  24. Chapter 17
  25. Chapter 18
  26. Chapter 19
  27. Chapter 20
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. Chapter 23
  31. Book Two: DEATH RIDES A PALE HORSE
  32. Chapter 24
  33. Chapter 25
  34. Chapter 26
  35. Chapter 27
  36. Chapter 28
  37. Chapter 29
  38. Chapter 30
  39. Chapter 31
  40. Chapter 32
  41. Chapter 33
  42. Chapter 34
  43. Chapter 35
  44. Chapter 36
  45. Chapter 37
  46. Chapter 38
  47. Chapter 39
  48. Chapter 40
  49. Chapter 41
  50. Chapter 42
  51. Chapter 43
  52. Chapter 44
  53. Chapter 45
  54. Book Three: ELEGY
  55. Chapter 46
  56. Chapter 47
  57. Chapter 48
  58. Chapter 49
  59. Chapter 50
  60. Chapter 51
  61. Chapter 52
  62. Chapter 53
  63. Chapter 54
  64. Chapter 55
  65. Chapter 56
  66. Chapter 57
  67. Chapter 58
  68. Chapter 59
  69. Chapter 60
  70. Chapter 61
  71. Chapter 62
  72. Chapter 63
  73. Chapter 64
  74. Chapter 65
  75. Chapter 66
  76. Chapter 67
  77. Chapter 68
  78. Chapter 69
  79. Chapter 70
  80. Chapter 71
  81. Chapter 72
  82. Chapter 73
  83. Chapter 74
  84. Chapter 75
  85. Chapter 76
  86. Chapter 77
  87. Book Four: TRIAL AND ERRORS
  88. Chapter 78
  89. Chapter 79
  90. Chapter 80
  91. Chapter 81
  92. Chapter 82
  93. Chapter 83
  94. Chapter 84
  95. Chapter 85
  96. Chapter 86
  97. Chapter 87
  98. Chapter 88
  99. Chapter 89
  100. Chapter 90
  101. Chapter 91
  102. Chapter 92
  103. Chapter 93
  104. Chapter 94
  105. Chapter 95
  106. Chapter 96
  107. Chapter 97
  108. Chapter 98
  109. Chapter 99
  110. Chapter 100
  111. Chapter 101
  112. Book Five: ENDGAME
  113. Chapter 102
  114. Chapter 103
  115. Chapter 104
  116. Chapter 105
  117. Chapter 106
  118. Chapter 107
  119. Chapter 108
  120. Chapter 109
  121. Chapter 110
  122. Chapter 111
  123. Chapter 112
  124. Chapter 113
  125. Chapter 114
  126. Chapter 115
  127. Chapter 116
  128. Chapter 117
  129. Chapter 118
  130. Chapter 119
  131. Chapter 120
  132. Chapter 121
  133. Chapter 122
  134. Chapter 123
  135. Epilogue: LONDON BRIDGES, FALLING
  136. Chapter 124

I shook my head and frowned. “I’m innocent,” I said to Nana and the kids. They knew that, of course.

“Until proven guilty,” said Jannie, with a little wink.

Chapter 75

THERE WAS A LOUD HUBBUB out in front of the house, and Jannie ran to the living-room window to look. She hurried back to the kitchen with wide eyes, loud-whispering, “It’s TV cameras and the newspapers outside. CNN, NBC — lots of them, like that other time, with Gary Soneji. Remember?”

“Of course we remember,” said Damon. “Nobody’s retarded in this house except you.”

“Oh, good Lord, Alex,” Nana said, “don’t they know decent people are eating breakfast?” She shook her head, rolled her eyes. “The vultures are here again. Maybe I should throw some meat scraps out the front door.”

“You go talk to them, Jannie,” I said, and looked back at the TV. I don’t know why I was feeling so cynical, but I was. My remark quieted her down for a half second, but then she figured it was a joke. She pointed a finger at herself. “Gotcha!”

I knew they wouldn’t go away, so I took my mug of coffee and headed toward the front door. I walked out into a beautiful fall morning, temperature probably in the low sixties.

Leaves rustled merrily in the elm and maple trees, dappled sunshine fell on the heads of the TV crew and print journalists gathered at the edges of our front lawn.

The vultures.

“Don’t be absurd and ridiculous around here,” I said, and then calmly sipped my coffee as I stared at the noisy press mob. “Of course I didn’t kill Detective Patsy Hampton, or frame anyone for her murder.”

Then I turned on my heel and walked back inside without answering a single question from any of them.

Nana and the kids were right behind the big wooden door, listening. “That was pretty good,” Nana said, and her eyes sparkled and beamed.

I went upstairs and got dressed for work. “Go to school. Now!” I called back to Jannie and Damon. “Get straight A’s. Play nicely with your friends. Pay no attention to the craziness everywhere around you.”

“Yes, Daddy!”

Chapter 76

ON ACCOUNT OF HIS REQUEST for diplomatic immunity, we weren’t allowed to question Geoffrey Shafer about Detective Hampton’s murder or anything else. I was incredibly frustrated. We had the Weasel, and we couldn’t get to him.

Investigators were lying in wait for me that morning at the station house, and I knew it was going to be a long and excruciating day. I was interviewed by Internal Affairs, by the city’s chief counsel, and also by Mike Kersee from the district attorney’s office.

Pay no attention to the craziness everywhere around you, I reminded myself over and over, but my own good advice wasn’t working too well.