Back Pop Goes the Weasel
Chapters (136)
  1. Also by James Patterson
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. I
  6. II
  7. Book One: THE JANE DOE MURDERS
  8. Chapter 1
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 4
  12. Chapter 5
  13. Chapter 6
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Chapter 8
  16. Chapter 9
  17. Chapter 10
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. Chapter 16
  24. Chapter 17
  25. Chapter 18
  26. Chapter 19
  27. Chapter 20
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. Chapter 23
  31. Book Two: DEATH RIDES A PALE HORSE
  32. Chapter 24
  33. Chapter 25
  34. Chapter 26
  35. Chapter 27
  36. Chapter 28
  37. Chapter 29
  38. Chapter 30
  39. Chapter 31
  40. Chapter 32
  41. Chapter 33
  42. Chapter 34
  43. Chapter 35
  44. Chapter 36
  45. Chapter 37
  46. Chapter 38
  47. Chapter 39
  48. Chapter 40
  49. Chapter 41
  50. Chapter 42
  51. Chapter 43
  52. Chapter 44
  53. Chapter 45
  54. Book Three: ELEGY
  55. Chapter 46
  56. Chapter 47
  57. Chapter 48
  58. Chapter 49
  59. Chapter 50
  60. Chapter 51
  61. Chapter 52
  62. Chapter 53
  63. Chapter 54
  64. Chapter 55
  65. Chapter 56
  66. Chapter 57
  67. Chapter 58
  68. Chapter 59
  69. Chapter 60
  70. Chapter 61
  71. Chapter 62
  72. Chapter 63
  73. Chapter 64
  74. Chapter 65
  75. Chapter 66
  76. Chapter 67
  77. Chapter 68
  78. Chapter 69
  79. Chapter 70
  80. Chapter 71
  81. Chapter 72
  82. Chapter 73
  83. Chapter 74
  84. Chapter 75
  85. Chapter 76
  86. Chapter 77
  87. Book Four: TRIAL AND ERRORS
  88. Chapter 78
  89. Chapter 79
  90. Chapter 80
  91. Chapter 81
  92. Chapter 82
  93. Chapter 83
  94. Chapter 84
  95. Chapter 85
  96. Chapter 86
  97. Chapter 87
  98. Chapter 88
  99. Chapter 89
  100. Chapter 90
  101. Chapter 91
  102. Chapter 92
  103. Chapter 93
  104. Chapter 94
  105. Chapter 95
  106. Chapter 96
  107. Chapter 97
  108. Chapter 98
  109. Chapter 99
  110. Chapter 100
  111. Chapter 101
  112. Book Five: ENDGAME
  113. Chapter 102
  114. Chapter 103
  115. Chapter 104
  116. Chapter 105
  117. Chapter 106
  118. Chapter 107
  119. Chapter 108
  120. Chapter 109
  121. Chapter 110
  122. Chapter 111
  123. Chapter 112
  124. Chapter 113
  125. Chapter 114
  126. Chapter 115
  127. Chapter 116
  128. Chapter 117
  129. Chapter 118
  130. Chapter 119
  131. Chapter 120
  132. Chapter 121
  133. Chapter 122
  134. Chapter 123
  135. Epilogue: LONDON BRIDGES, FALLING
  136. Chapter 124

The clown took the stand, and both the prosecution and the defense were immediately called forward for a sidebar by Judge Fescoe. A heated discussion ensued that none of the rest of us could hear. The clown issue was apparently resolved in favor of the defense. After being sworn in, the clown was asked his name for the record.

With his white-gloved right hand raised, he said, “Billy.”

The bailiff asked, “Last name, please?”

The clown said, “First name, Silly. Last name, Billy. Silly Billy. I had it legally changed,” he turned and confided to the judge.

Jules Halpern then took over, and he treated the clown with respect and seriousness. First, he asked him to state his credentials, which the clown did, politely. Then Halpern asked, “And what brings you here today?”

“I did a party for Mr. Shafer out in Kalorama on the fateful and terrible night of the murder. It was his twins’ fifth birthday. I did a party when they were four as well. I brought a video along. Want to see?” he said, speaking as if he were addressing a crowd of three-year-olds.

“Of course,” said Jules Halpern.

“Objection!” Catherine Fitzgibbon called out loudly.

The video was admitted over the prosecution’s objections and after yet another lengthy sidebar. The newspapers had claimed that Judge Fescoe was intimidated by Jules Halpern, which seemed the case.

The tape began with an arresting close-up of a painting of a clown’s face. As the camera pulled back, everyone in the courtroom could see it was the sign on Silly Billy’s van, which was parked in front of a handsome redbrick town house with a glass conservatory linked to the main building. The Shafer house.

The next scene showed Silly Billy ringing the front bell and apparently surprising the Shafer children at the door.

Once again, the prosecution objected to the videotape. There was another sidebar. The lawyers returned to their seats, and the tape resumed.

The other children at the birthday party then ran to the door. The clown handed out toys from a sack slung over his shoulder — teddy bears, dolls, shiny red fire trucks.

Silly Billy then performed magic tricks and gags on the sun porch, which looked out onto the backyard. The yard was very pretty, with potted orange trees, white climbing roses, a jasmine vine, lush green grass.

“Wait! I hear something outside!” he turned and said into the camera. He ran and disappeared from sight.

The kids all followed. The tension of surprise and imminent fun showed in the children’s eyes.

A cream-colored pony appeared, cantering slowly around the corner of the house. Silly Billy was riding the pony.

But when the clown dismounted, the kids discovered that the clown was actually Geoffrey Shafer! All the kids went wild, but especially the Shafer twins. They ran and hugged their daddy, who seemed the perfect father.