Chapters (39)
- Cover
- PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF PAUL RUDNICK
- Dedication
- CHAPTER 1
- CHAPTER 2
- CHAPTER 3
- CHAPTER 4
- CHAPTER 5
- CHAPTER 6
- CHAPTER 7
- CHAPTER 8
- CHAPTER 9
- CHAPTER 10
- CHAPTER 11
- CHAPTER 12
- CHAPTER 13
- CHAPTER 14
- CHAPTER 15
- CHAPTER 16
- CHAPTER 17
- CHAPTER 18
- CHAPTER 19
- CHAPTER 20
- CHAPTER 21
- CHAPTER 22
- CHAPTER 23
- CHAPTER 24
- CHAPTER 25
- CHAPTER 26
- CHAPTER 27
- CHAPTER 28
- CHAPTER 29
- CHAPTER 30
- CHAPTER 31
- CHAPTER 32
- CHAPTER 33
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- About the Author
- What’s next onyour reading list?
Edgar and I both turned as the screen behind us showed Callum and me, outside a restaurant, kissing.
“Well, that’s quite simple, then,” Edgar explained, visibly relieved. “Yes, Carter was involved with that chap, but it was some time ago. I’m sure this is from that earlier period.”
“It’s time-stamped from last night,” said Caroline. “Just a few blocks from the palace.”
No. No. I hadn’t done anything wrong. Had I?
Last night Edgar and I had reluctantly agreed to stay in our own rooms so we’d be well rested for the interview. I’d had trouble getting to sleep, because I kept thinking about the show, with so many people watching, and how much I wanted to please Edgar. As I was lying in bed and giving myself an Abby-style you’ve-got-this pep talk a text came in, followed by a call. It was Callum, who was in London shooting a small role as a henchman in the next Bond movie; with his hair slicked back and the right mirrored sunglasses, Callum could pass for a glowering Euro-thug. He was nearby and wondered if I was up for a drink.
I knew it was a bad idea, but I was antsy and I could use some fresh air. Callum and I couldn’t be more over, so what was the harm? And if I was being ruthlessly honest, I was itching to preen a little and to see if Callum would ask about Edgar so I could act super-casual as Callum tried to come off as unimpressed.
I pulled on my clothes, snuck out of the palace and walked to a café. Callum was waiting at a table in the back, and yes, he looked good. No one can slouch in a battered motorcycle jacket and jeans like Callum. That had been part of our problem; I could never tell if he was brooding or auditioning a new headshot.
“Hey, Carter. Look at you.”
“I can only stay a minute.”
“One drink.”
“One Coke.”
Callum gossiped about the movie and how excited he was, because “People haven’t seen me do evil.” I almost said, “I have,” but resisted.
“So tell me about what’s-his-name, your new dude, Prince Edward?”
“Edgar.”
“Edgar, right. Skinny. But he seems cool. Is he a good guy?”
“The best.” I was ashamed, because I wanted to brag, but I didn’t need to punish Callum with my happiness. And my prince. I knew I should leave. Except I hadn’t been out of the royal orbit for weeks, or talked to another American in person, so I told myself, Five more minutes.
“So is it, like, serious?”
“I think so. I hope so. I’m adjusting, but it’s going well.”
“Good. Great. I’m happy for you. Shit.”
“What?”