Back Playing the Palace
Chapters (39)
  1. Cover
  2. PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF PAUL RUDNICK
  3. Dedication
  4. CHAPTER 1
  5. CHAPTER 2
  6. CHAPTER 3
  7. CHAPTER 4
  8. CHAPTER 5
  9. CHAPTER 6
  10. CHAPTER 7
  11. CHAPTER 8
  12. CHAPTER 9
  13. CHAPTER 10
  14. CHAPTER 11
  15. CHAPTER 12
  16. CHAPTER 13
  17. CHAPTER 14
  18. CHAPTER 15
  19. CHAPTER 16
  20. CHAPTER 17
  21. CHAPTER 18
  22. CHAPTER 19
  23. CHAPTER 20
  24. CHAPTER 21
  25. CHAPTER 22
  26. CHAPTER 23
  27. CHAPTER 24
  28. CHAPTER 25
  29. CHAPTER 26
  30. CHAPTER 27
  31. CHAPTER 28
  32. CHAPTER 29
  33. CHAPTER 30
  34. CHAPTER 31
  35. CHAPTER 32
  36. CHAPTER 33
  37. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  38. About the Author
  39. What’s next onyour reading list?

Edgar and I both turned as the screen behind us showed Callum and me, outside a restaurant, kissing.

“Well, that’s quite simple, then,” Edgar explained, visibly relieved. “Yes, Carter was involved with that chap, but it was some time ago. I’m sure this is from that earlier period.”

“It’s time-stamped from last night,” said Caroline. “Just a few blocks from the palace.”

No. No. I hadn’t done anything wrong. Had I?

Last night Edgar and I had reluctantly agreed to stay in our own rooms so we’d be well rested for the interview. I’d had trouble getting to sleep, because I kept thinking about the show, with so many people watching, and how much I wanted to please Edgar. As I was lying in bed and giving myself an Abby-style you’ve-got-this pep talk a text came in, followed by a call. It was Callum, who was in London shooting a small role as a henchman in the next Bond movie; with his hair slicked back and the right mirrored sunglasses, Callum could pass for a glowering Euro-thug. He was nearby and wondered if I was up for a drink.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was antsy and I could use some fresh air. Callum and I couldn’t be more over, so what was the harm? And if I was being ruthlessly honest, I was itching to preen a little and to see if Callum would ask about Edgar so I could act super-casual as Callum tried to come off as unimpressed.

I pulled on my clothes, snuck out of the palace and walked to a café. Callum was waiting at a table in the back, and yes, he looked good. No one can slouch in a battered motorcycle jacket and jeans like Callum. That had been part of our problem; I could never tell if he was brooding or auditioning a new headshot.

“Hey, Carter. Look at you.”

“I can only stay a minute.”

“One drink.”

“One Coke.”

Callum gossiped about the movie and how excited he was, because “People haven’t seen me do evil.” I almost said, “I have,” but resisted.

“So tell me about what’s-his-name, your new dude, Prince Edward?”

“Edgar.”

“Edgar, right. Skinny. But he seems cool. Is he a good guy?”

“The best.” I was ashamed, because I wanted to brag, but I didn’t need to punish Callum with my happiness. And my prince. I knew I should leave. Except I hadn’t been out of the royal orbit for weeks, or talked to another American in person, so I told myself, Five more minutes.

“So is it, like, serious?”

“I think so. I hope so. I’m adjusting, but it’s going well.”

“Good. Great. I’m happy for you. Shit.”

“What?”