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Chapters (32)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. CHAPTER TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  27. Excerpt: Never Ever Getting Back Together
  28. ONE
  29. TWO
  30. Also by Sophie Gonzales
  31. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  32. Newsletter Sign-up

Finn looked positively delighted to see me, and he held out his arms for a hug. “Darcy!”

I came closer to him, crossing my arms uncertainly. We’d never hugged before. But he kept his arms out, so I cracked and gave him a quick embrace. “How’s your night?” I asked.

“Oh, it’s great. It’s awesome, you?” Before I could reply, he went on, pulling back from me but keeping his hands firmly on my shoulders. “I’ve met great people, everyone here is great. My friends are all here! Well, not all of them. But Hunter and Luke are here! Isn’t that great?”

“So great,” I agreed, equal amounts amused and confused. “How come Brougham’s not here?”

Finn waved a hand, then looked at it for a long moment, and waved it again while he narrowed his eyes in suspicion at the limb. “He has a swim meet in the morning. Besides, he doesn’t drink.”

“His body’s a temple,” I said wryly. I didn’t know why I was being mean about Brougham. He was all right, really. We hadn’t talked at all since Disneyland, but we’d ended our business relationship on okay terms. And he had kept my secret for me. I was just mad at the world after reading about what Ray had done to Brooke, I guess.

Finn shook his head. “No, it’s not that. It’s—what is wrong with my hand?”

He held it out between us, wide-eyed. It seemed standard, as far as hands went. “I don’t know, what’s up?”

Finn shoved it in his back pocket, then sat down hard on the sofa, pinning his hand under his body weight. “Oh,” he said vaguely.

“Finn?” I asked, uncertain. How much had he drunk? “You okay?”

“I did a thing.”

“What did you do?”

He shifted to release his trapped hand, then slowly tipped backward on the sofa until he and the sofa had all but become one. “I had some gummies.”

It took me a second. “Wait, like weed gummies?”

His eyebrows drew together, and he adjusted his glasses while he focused in on something in the distance. We sat in an endless pause. Then he blinked slowly and sighed. “Pardon?”

“… I asked if you ate weed gummies.”

“Oh. Yes. I did that.”

Uh-oh. I had approximately zero experience with this kind of situation. I was only recently getting used to how to support drunk people, and it involved way too much vomit for my liking. Was Finn going to vomit? Should I get him to the bathroom?

“What?” Finn asked sharply.

“I didn’t say anything.

“Oh.” He looked relieved. “I thought you said ‘chicken nuggets.’ I was like, what?”

Why—but—what?