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Chapters (32)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. CHAPTER TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  27. Excerpt: Never Ever Getting Back Together
  28. ONE
  29. TWO
  30. Also by Sophie Gonzales
  31. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  32. Newsletter Sign-up

“Yes, but it’s just occurred to me that you could get hurt, and I want you to promise to be careful. Oh, no, I sound like Mom.”

“I’ll be careful. Wherever possible.”

“That’s not super reassuring, though. You know that, right?”

Smirking, I call DON’T YOU DARE TEXT HIM YOU GODDAMN MASOCHIST before she can come up with any more reasons why she’s suddenly against the idea.

He picks up on the second ring.

“Maya Bailey. You called me back.”

As soon as I hear his voice, I’m sixteen years old again, crazy in love and broken from the inside out.

Rosie glares at the phone with a curled lip. I try to breathe through the flurry of emotions and focus. I’m semi-successfulish. “Of course,” I say, forcing a smile. “Why wouldn’t I?”

Jordy’s laugh is all easy and warm and familiar. The worst. “Ahh, good point, good point. I guess I was just freaking myself out over nothing. It’s been so long, I’d sort of convinced myself maybe you hate me now, or … I don’t know. I’m stupid, ignore me.”

Something important to know about Jordy is that he has an accent. It’s supposed to be an English accent, but I’m pretty sure it’s closer to how Americans think English people sound than an actual English accent. His dad is legit English and Jordy’s always insisted he picked up the accent naturally by being around his dad and paternal cousins. Amazingly, though, his sister, Samantha, talks normally. What a strange and completely unexplainable mystery that one is.

Oh wait, never mind, I can totally explain it. Jordy Miller is—as his English relatives would say—a fucking wanker.

“Hate you?” I ask in feigned shock, while Rosie stifles laughter. “Why would I hate you?”

“I know, I know,” Jordy says. “It’s just my anxiety. I’ve … wow. You know, it’s really great to hear your voice, Maya.”

“To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Maya. Are you playing coy with me? We know each other better than that.”

God, he’s really laying it on thick, huh? “I’m assuming you’ve called to ask me something. So, go ahead. Ask me.”

Another golden laugh. “Okay, okay, stop stalling, Jordy. Got it. So, Gwendolyn told me she spoke to you a few days ago about the show, and that you said you might be too busy to fit it in.”

I feel like Gwendolyn might have taken the paraphrasing a bit too far with that one, but, sure. “Something like that.”

“Okay. Look, I get that, and I don’t want you thinking I’m trying to push you into something you don’t want to do here. But the thing is, I don’t know if I even wanna do this if you don’t come, Maya.”