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Chapters (32)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. CHAPTER TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  27. Excerpt: Never Ever Getting Back Together
  28. ONE
  29. TWO
  30. Also by Sophie Gonzales
  31. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  32. Newsletter Sign-up

“Okay, so, do you have a Patreon or a Ko-fi or something?”

Come again? I gave a short laugh. “I don’t think people really want my advice anymore.”

Hadley looked taken aback. “Um, yeah, they do.”

“Come on, I was a pariah after…”

I didn’t need to spell it out. Hadley shook her head impatiently to cut me off. “People were pissed off that their letters got leaked. But that’s got nothing to do with you giving bad advice. Like, my friend Erica said you helped her with her boyfriend, too, and they’re in a great place now. And if it’s all online it’s safer anyway, as long as you use a VPN, right?”

I hesitated, totally caught off guard. I mean, right … maybe … I guess? I hadn’t thought about it?

Hadley bounced on the spot. “I mean, I’d use it. Hey, the relay’s about to start; I gotta get back to Mom and Dad. Good luck, though.”

“Thank you,” I said, watching her as she hurried back to her seat a few rows back.

Brooke, Ray, and I exchanged glances.

“That’s interesting,” Ray said.

Yeah. It really was.

After the final relay race—which we won by a heart-poundingly close margin—Brooke and Ray headed back to Brooke’s place, and Brougham announced, rather concerningly, that he was close to death from starvation. We made a pit stop at Subway on the way to my dad’s, and Brougham begged to stay and eat there quickly, because he was more likely than not to pass out at the wheel on the four-minute remaining drive.

As he took a dramatic mouthful—or, more accurately, throatful—of his loaded footlong, I crossed my legs at the ankles. “So, I had a girl from school come and chat today. Hadley something?”

Brougham had the sense to swallow before replying, although there was a startling moment when I wasn’t sure if he could fit that much food down his throat in one hit. “Oh, Hadley Rohan? With the blond hair? She was in a class with me.”

“Yeah, her. She said I should consider giving advice online.”

Brougham paused with his sandwich halfway to his mouth, then lowered it. “What do you reckon?”

“I don’t know. Do you think people would use it?”

“Yeah,” he said without hesitation. “You’re amazing.”

But something had been niggling at me. The multiple times that Brougham had pointed out I’d probably messed up my advice. Even though he’d insisted it was fine, a part of it still didn’t feel fine. I felt phony.