“Glad you enjoyed it,” he goads, tipping my chin up with a finger. “Cuz it’s time to pay up, loser.”

Chapter Twenty-Four

I’m sitting on the edge of the bed with a towel wrapped around my waist, fanning myself dramatically with the infamous pregnancy kama sutra book when my wife slinks out of the bathroom. She’s wearing a royal blue silk robe, knotted just above her belly, a gift from my sister at today’s baby shower.

Her hair’s still wet and rests in clumps on her shoulders. Nervous excitement practically leaps off her as she ambles across the room.

“Show me the page.” She’s already shaking her head as she says it.

My wife is not the slightest bit surprised when I open to the illustration of the woman on all fours at the foot of the bed and her partner with his hands gripped to her hips, dick buried between her cheeks.

She crosses her arms on her chest, making her breasts perk up.

My mouth waters at the sight.

“I have never done anal. You will legit split me in two.”

“That’s why I got you a present.” I grab the little velvet box from beside me on the bed and place it in her hands.

Clearly expecting a piece of jewelry, she cackles when she opens it and finds a rubber cock-shaped butt plug. “Is this a joke?”

I shake my head. “It’s custom made from yours truly.”

Sammi takes it out of the box, examining it more closely. “No way. This thing is tiny.”

“Yes, well, it’s scaled down, of course.” I snort. “If you could handle the real thing, this wouldn’t be necessary.”

Her brow furrows—her thumb absentmindedly stroking the head—the display making my dick twitch with jealousy.

“I thought we could just try it?” I grip her thigh beneath the robe, massaging the smooth skin. “You really seem to get a thrill when I use a finger back there…this isn’t much thicker than that.” I start climbing higher until I can feel the heat of her pussy.

She sucks in a breath when I trail my middle finger through her slick folds. “Maybe,” she moans, grabbing hold of my shoulders to keep her balance. “But can we pick a different position? I don’t want my first time to be so…”

I flip to the dogeared page. “This is more what I had in mind.”

“Reverse cowgirl in the bath?” A grin tugs her lips, and her breathing escalates as I tease her pussy with my fingers. “I can’t believe you went through the trouble of molding this thing after yourself.” She flips it around in one hand while steadying herself with the other.

“If anything breaches that hole, it’s gonna be me, love.”