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Chapters (78)
  1. Also by Rachel Hawkins
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 1
  8. Chapter 2
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 4
  14. Chapter 5
  15. Chapter 5
  16. Chapter 6
  17. Chapter 6
  18. Chapter 7
  19. Chapter 7
  20. Chapter 8
  21. Chapter 8
  22. Chapter 9
  23. Chapter 9
  24. Chapter 10
  25. Chapter 10
  26. Chapter 11
  27. Chapter 11
  28. Chapter 12
  29. Chapter 12
  30. Chapter 13
  31. Chapter 13
  32. Chapter 14
  33. Chapter 14
  34. Chapter 15
  35. Chapter 15
  36. Chapter 16
  37. Chapter 16
  38. Chapter 17
  39. Chapter 17
  40. Chapter 18
  41. Chapter 18
  42. Chapter 19
  43. Chapter 19
  44. Chapter 20
  45. Chapter 20
  46. Chapter 21
  47. Chapter 21
  48. Chapter 22
  49. Chapter 22
  50. Chapter 23
  51. Chapter 23
  52. Chapter 24
  53. Chapter 24
  54. Chapter 25
  55. Chapter 25
  56. Chapter 26
  57. Chapter 26
  58. Chapter 27
  59. Chapter 27
  60. Chapter 28
  61. Chapter 28
  62. Chapter 29
  63. Chapter 29
  64. Chapter 30
  65. Chapter 30
  66. Chapter 31
  67. Chapter 31
  68. Chapter 32
  69. Chapter 32
  70. Chapter 33
  71. Chapter 33
  72. Chapter 34
  73. Chapter 34
  74. Chapter 35
  75. Chapter 35
  76. Chapter 36
  77. Chapter 36
  78. Acknowledgments

THE AUDITORIUM at the rec center smelled like floor polish, upholstery cleaner, and that indefinable old-building smell. In this case, I thought the smell might be the bitter tinge of humiliation. So many major events in town happened at the Community Center, and I wondered how many lives had been ruined on that stage? In Leigh-Anne’s grade, there had been a girl named Sydney Linnet who’d puked during her eighth-grade graduation. And at least one kindergartner wet his or her pants every year during the Christmas pageant. I’d suffered the sting of defeat on that stage in sixth grade when David had beaten me in the spelling bee.

And now I was about to be humiliated all over again.

“You know we’re not walking to a guillotine,” Bee said, linking her arm with mine. “Besides, you like being in front of people.”

“I like talking in front of people,” I said, bumping her hip with mine. “Being in charge, directing things, not... performing.”

“Fair enough,” she said, glancing around the auditorium. “Is that the only thing making you look like you missed being valedictorian by a half a point?”

I tried to smile at her, but I know it didn’t look right. “I was just thinking.”

Bee puckered her lips briefly, brows drawing together. “About David?”

Sighing, I nodded, and Bee gave me a quick squeeze. “Look, I get that breakups suck, but... I mean, doesn’t this make things a little easier? Now it’s more like you’re coworkers.”

“Coworkers who are magically bound to each other. Forever,” I reminded her, and Bee’s big brown eyes blinked. “And, not to mention,” I added, “my other ex is also a Magically Bound Coworker. I’m permanently tied to two guys I used to kiss.”

Bee blew out a long breath. “Yeah, okay, that does make it tougher than a regular breakup. But... what were you going to do for the rest of your lives, anyway? Were you assuming that you’d always be a thing, and, I don’t know, get married, have little future-telling babies?”

“It doesn’t work like that,” I said, meaning David’s Oracle powers, but Bee nodded and said, “Exactly. Look at me and Brandon and you and Ryan, and Mary Beth and Ryan... your parents may have met in high school, Harper, but for most people, it doesn’t work like that. You and David were probably going to break up at some point.”

“I guess I could always ask him,” I tried to joke. “See if he knew this was coming.”

There was no way to explain to Bee how fast everything had been, how complicated. For people dealing with a guy who could see the future, we sure hadn’t spent much time thinking about it. We’d always been focused on the present, on getting through one day, and then the next...

And look where we’d ended up.