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Chapters (78)
  1. Also by Rachel Hawkins
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 1
  8. Chapter 2
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 4
  14. Chapter 5
  15. Chapter 5
  16. Chapter 6
  17. Chapter 6
  18. Chapter 7
  19. Chapter 7
  20. Chapter 8
  21. Chapter 8
  22. Chapter 9
  23. Chapter 9
  24. Chapter 10
  25. Chapter 10
  26. Chapter 11
  27. Chapter 11
  28. Chapter 12
  29. Chapter 12
  30. Chapter 13
  31. Chapter 13
  32. Chapter 14
  33. Chapter 14
  34. Chapter 15
  35. Chapter 15
  36. Chapter 16
  37. Chapter 16
  38. Chapter 17
  39. Chapter 17
  40. Chapter 18
  41. Chapter 18
  42. Chapter 19
  43. Chapter 19
  44. Chapter 20
  45. Chapter 20
  46. Chapter 21
  47. Chapter 21
  48. Chapter 22
  49. Chapter 22
  50. Chapter 23
  51. Chapter 23
  52. Chapter 24
  53. Chapter 24
  54. Chapter 25
  55. Chapter 25
  56. Chapter 26
  57. Chapter 26
  58. Chapter 27
  59. Chapter 27
  60. Chapter 28
  61. Chapter 28
  62. Chapter 29
  63. Chapter 29
  64. Chapter 30
  65. Chapter 30
  66. Chapter 31
  67. Chapter 31
  68. Chapter 32
  69. Chapter 32
  70. Chapter 33
  71. Chapter 33
  72. Chapter 34
  73. Chapter 34
  74. Chapter 35
  75. Chapter 35
  76. Chapter 36
  77. Chapter 36
  78. Acknowledgments

I moved closer, my shoes tapping on the hardwood. “You keep saying ‘we,’ but I gotta be honest, I’m only seeing you. If you’re going to do stuff like set a building full of kids on fire, I’d kind of like to talk to your supervisor.”

“Harper,” David said again, but Alexander held my gaze.

“As far as you are concerned, I am the alpha and omega of the Ephors, Miss Price. You do not dictate the boundaries of our tests, and there is no one you can talk to above me, I assure you.”

I shook my head and said, “School should be off-limits. Period.”

“Hmm,” Alexander said, narrowing his eyes and tilting his head. “I see. So when you protect the Oracle from people who may want to hurt him, there will be places in this world that are off-limits? When some despotic ruler learns there’s an Oracle in the world, ripe for the taking, if he approaches you at, say, your family’s home, you’ll simply inform him that this is not one of the agreed locations where an Oracle may be in danger?”

Faltering, I shook my head. “No, it’s... it’s not like that, but if it’s only for a test—”

“The tests are meant to assess your readiness for real-world situations, Miss Price,” he said sharply, all trace of that lazy elegance gone from his voice. “If you cannot be ready, then you cannot be a Paladin. This is not a hobby or an extracurricular activity.”

I wanted to argue that, but nothing I could think of seemed to work. He was right, and, ugh, I hated that so much. Still, I could at least try to get him to fix some of this mess.

“Fine,” I said. “You’ve made your point. Now if you could please”—I waved in his direction—“rustle up some magic or whatever so that my principal forgets that I hit him and my parents don’t freak out, I’d appreciate that. Ryan’s Mage skills are apparently on the fritz.”

But Alexander gave a tiny, elegant shrug. “They’re not ‘on the fritz.’ They’re gone for the time being.”

“What?” David asked, coming up to stand beside me, his sneakers squeaking on the hardwood.

“Gone,” Alexander repeated. “A simple ward I myself was able to create to keep Mr. Bradshaw from using his magic to assist you. It isn’t as though that particular use of magic benefited the Oracle.”

I swore I could feel my heart skip a few beats. Next to me, David scoffed, throwing up one hand.

“It benefits me plenty. Him helping Harper would help me. So let him do his mind-wipe thing, and let’s—”