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Chapters (78)
  1. Also by Rachel Hawkins
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 1
  8. Chapter 2
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 4
  14. Chapter 5
  15. Chapter 5
  16. Chapter 6
  17. Chapter 6
  18. Chapter 7
  19. Chapter 7
  20. Chapter 8
  21. Chapter 8
  22. Chapter 9
  23. Chapter 9
  24. Chapter 10
  25. Chapter 10
  26. Chapter 11
  27. Chapter 11
  28. Chapter 12
  29. Chapter 12
  30. Chapter 13
  31. Chapter 13
  32. Chapter 14
  33. Chapter 14
  34. Chapter 15
  35. Chapter 15
  36. Chapter 16
  37. Chapter 16
  38. Chapter 17
  39. Chapter 17
  40. Chapter 18
  41. Chapter 18
  42. Chapter 19
  43. Chapter 19
  44. Chapter 20
  45. Chapter 20
  46. Chapter 21
  47. Chapter 21
  48. Chapter 22
  49. Chapter 22
  50. Chapter 23
  51. Chapter 23
  52. Chapter 24
  53. Chapter 24
  54. Chapter 25
  55. Chapter 25
  56. Chapter 26
  57. Chapter 26
  58. Chapter 27
  59. Chapter 27
  60. Chapter 28
  61. Chapter 28
  62. Chapter 29
  63. Chapter 29
  64. Chapter 30
  65. Chapter 30
  66. Chapter 31
  67. Chapter 31
  68. Chapter 32
  69. Chapter 32
  70. Chapter 33
  71. Chapter 33
  72. Chapter 34
  73. Chapter 34
  74. Chapter 35
  75. Chapter 35
  76. Chapter 36
  77. Chapter 36
  78. Acknowledgments

There was no real danger here, but everything in me ached to go super Paladin on Spencer’s fratty butt. And then, thankfully, he gave me the chance.

His hand came down on my shoulder, hard enough that I actually winced. “Hey, there—” was as much as he got out before my fingers curled around his hand, holding him in place while my other hand shot out, heel of my palm smacking him solidly in the solar plexus.

He let out a whoosh of air that smelled like stale beer and sour apple Jolly Ranchers, making me wrinkle my nose even as I hooked my foot around his ankle and sent him crashing to the ground. The dude was built like a tree, so he went down hard, and I didn’t give him the chance to get up again. Still clutching his hand, I pressed my shoe to his chest and slid my fingers down to circle his wrist. I only had to pull the littlest bit before he whimpered. And, I mean, I didn’t want to break his wrist or anything.

I just wanted to scare him a little bit. It occurred to me that once upon a time I could do that with a mere icy smile or an eye roll. These days, things were a lot more... physical.

“When a lady says she’s ready to leave,” I told him, applying pressure, “she is ready to leave. And you do not get in her way. Is that clear?”

When he didn’t answer, I gave another little tug that had him nodding frantically. “Right, yes. I’m sorry, I—I won’t do it again.”

I tossed his hand down, dusting my palms on the back of my skirt. “I would hope not.”

Lifting my head to the twins, I saw them watching me with mouths agape. Luckily, most of the party was still outside, so only a couple of guys—also dressed in the maroon and blue of Sigma Kappa Nu—saw me with Spencer, and they were so drunk that they barely noticed me.

I glanced back at the twins. “Self-defense class,” I told them with a little shrug. “Now can we please go?”

Spencer was sitting up now, holding his wrist and watching me with wary eyes, but I saw Abi hesitate before following me out of the room, and I wasn’t sure if I’d done my job here tonight or not.

“You’re not the boss of us, Harper,” Abi said once we were out of the frat house and marching down the front steps toward the street. She’d grabbed her cardigan off the back of a chair on the way out, and was shoving her arms into it, scowling.

Then why are you following me? I thought.

What I said was, “I’m just looking out for you. That’s what friends do.”