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Chapters (78)
  1. Also by Rachel Hawkins
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 1
  8. Chapter 2
  9. Chapter 2
  10. Chapter 3
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 4
  14. Chapter 5
  15. Chapter 5
  16. Chapter 6
  17. Chapter 6
  18. Chapter 7
  19. Chapter 7
  20. Chapter 8
  21. Chapter 8
  22. Chapter 9
  23. Chapter 9
  24. Chapter 10
  25. Chapter 10
  26. Chapter 11
  27. Chapter 11
  28. Chapter 12
  29. Chapter 12
  30. Chapter 13
  31. Chapter 13
  32. Chapter 14
  33. Chapter 14
  34. Chapter 15
  35. Chapter 15
  36. Chapter 16
  37. Chapter 16
  38. Chapter 17
  39. Chapter 17
  40. Chapter 18
  41. Chapter 18
  42. Chapter 19
  43. Chapter 19
  44. Chapter 20
  45. Chapter 20
  46. Chapter 21
  47. Chapter 21
  48. Chapter 22
  49. Chapter 22
  50. Chapter 23
  51. Chapter 23
  52. Chapter 24
  53. Chapter 24
  54. Chapter 25
  55. Chapter 25
  56. Chapter 26
  57. Chapter 26
  58. Chapter 27
  59. Chapter 27
  60. Chapter 28
  61. Chapter 28
  62. Chapter 29
  63. Chapter 29
  64. Chapter 30
  65. Chapter 30
  66. Chapter 31
  67. Chapter 31
  68. Chapter 32
  69. Chapter 32
  70. Chapter 33
  71. Chapter 33
  72. Chapter 34
  73. Chapter 34
  74. Chapter 35
  75. Chapter 35
  76. Chapter 36
  77. Chapter 36
  78. Acknowledgments

David frowned and drew his knees up to his chest, circling them with his arms. “The news isn’t always cheerful, Pres.”

“I get that, but...” I looked around at the three of them, all regarding me seriously. “This is a tiny school paper read by a few hundred kids. If that. Gotta be honest, when y’all hand those things out, most of them end up in the trash can. Or the recycling bin,” I hastily added when Chie’s shoulders went up. “But my point is, maybe more people would read The Grove News if it were, like, cheerier. Funnier. When the SGA was doing a newsletter—”

“Maybe we should print it on pink paper,” Chie muttered under her breath, and David sat up straighter.

“Hey,” he said as he pushed his glasses up with one finger. “Harper is a member of our staff now, and she might have a point.”

Michael nodded but Chie rolled her eyes and stood up. “David, please. She’s on the staff because, for some reason none of us understand, she’s your girlfriend. So sorry if I don’t exactly feel like taking advice from her.” Leaning down, she scooped up her bag and jerked her head at Michael. “Let’s go, Mike,” she said. “We can let our fearless leader and his first lady debate the principles of journalism without us.”

Michael’s blue eyes darted back and forth between me and David still sitting on the ground and Chie looming over him. Eventually, he gave a mumbled “Sorry,” and the two of them walked back toward the building.

David and I watched them go.

“I’m sorry,” I said at last, picking an imaginary piece of lint off my skirt. “I shouldn’t have said anything. I mean, she’s right. I’m only on the paper to be closer to you.”

But David shook his head, his gaze still on his friends. “No, you have every right to an opinion. They shouldn’t have been jerks.”

Over at their table, Mary Beth and Ryan were laughing. As we watched, she rested her head on his shoulder and he slung an arm around her neck, pulling her in to kiss the top of her head.

“Get a room!” I heard Amanda cry as she tossed a napkin at them.

“It’s not like my friends would be that much nicer to you,” I reminded David.

The wind was blowing softly through the leaves over our head, and I remembered earlier this morning, thinking what a pretty day this was. It was still gorgeous, but I had to admit, my mood was not nearly as sunny.

Then the toe of David’s ugly shoe nudged my thigh. I glanced up and David leaned closer. “Our forbidden passion has transgressed social boundaries, and now we pay the price,” he intoned with a somber nod, and I giggled, batting his foot away.

“Shut up.”