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Chapters (50)
  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Awful Truth
  7. The Life
  8. Make That Four
  9. Heaven, or: Last April at the Frick
  10. New Punch Line
  11. The J-Mart Employee of the Year Pleads His Case
  12. Reminder
  13. Auto-Nav
  14. Our Greatest Hit Hits Again, or: Who Is the Rat Burglar?
  15. I’m the Mang?
  16. Me vs. the Goldfish
  17. Size Matters
  18. Life of Crime
  19. I High-Beam the Dream
  20. What the Covet Girl Tells Me
  21. How Memory Harvesting Can Save Your Life
  22. The Sound of Our Future Together
  23. Bullet by Bullet
  24. The Effects of Drinking and Dosing
  25. A Bra Tells the Truth
  26. Gun Therapy
  27. WWPD: What Would Pinkerton Do?
  28. The Nakamura Job
  29. The Treachery of Images
  30. Herk to the Rescue
  31. The Truth About Herkimer
  32. The Polecat
  33. Do I or Don’t I?
  34. The World I Know Nothing About
  35. Kong’s Price
  36. Bathroom Talk
  37. Good Start
  38. Reunited
  39. Baconmouth
  40. Teamwork
  41. A Picture of Loveliness
  42. The Forty-fifth Murder
  43. The Unreachable
  44. Ambiguity
  45. Exit
  46. Sacrifice
  47. Otto Starks, Supernova
  48. Snitching
  49. Clean Getaway
  50. Acknowledgements

“So the problem is that you don’t like raffia?”

“Raffia won’t test for prints,” she says. “And miraculously, when the mask was grabbed, each digit, including the thumb, touched only the raffia.”

I try to disguise my massive exhalation of relief as a cough. When I recover, I say, “You can’t get the prints from that? Are there other prints anywhere?”

“There are prints on some surfaces and on the fragment of a sex toy but they are all complicated by pressure distortion and oil and some unknown chemicals.”

“What chemicals?” I say, wondering how many other suspects are going to have very rare and very contraband toxins in their sweat.

“Don’t know yet. Lab’s working on it, though. Should be any time now.”

“Well,” I say, trying to sound innocent, “not having prints sure is a problem.”

“No, that’s not the problem. I didn’t say we couldn’t get prints. I said some materials won’t test. Lots don’t. Lots do, though. Window screens, most living plants, human skin. Hell, a spray of ninhydrin can bring up Confucius’s prints on a fortune cookie. Did you know that? It seems like something you would know, given your expertise in chemicals.”

I shake my head.

“I’m asking because the manner in which the mask was grasped—allowing the fingertips to touch only the part that will not hold prints—suggests familiarity with the process of fingerprinting. And I can’t think of anybody who would know these chemicals better than you.”

There is nothing I want more than to come clean. I want to tell her that the placement of the prints isn’t due to expertise or design but only to dumb luck. I want to tell her the whole story, that I’m on her side. That I want the Rat Burglar even more than she does. But I’ve lied to Nunes nonstop, I’ve omitted my involvement with Deke, I’ve broken and entered, I’ve assaulted an unconscious person, and tomorrow I’m going to try to shoot someone else. Tomorrow I might be a killer.

I can’t tell her anything. I’m in too deep.

“I don’t know anything about nin...”

“Ninhydrin. How about silver nitrate?”

“Nope.”

“Both of them test wood, and they both revealed very good prints. Unfortunately, they are palm prints.”

“Palm prints don’t indicate identity? That’s the problem?”