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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Acknowledgments
  45. About the Author
  46. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  47. Back Ad
  48. About the Publisher

Reg didn’t look up from his book. “Your mortal life or your immortal life?”

I reached up and snatched the paperback out of his hands. “It was embarrassing enough for all the lives.”

“Do tell.”

I proceeded to recount the costume-shop encounter in detail.

“And after I said I had a date, he said he had a date, so he will definitely be there, which means now I actually have to find a date, or he’ll know I lied!”

Reg’s face was folded into a mask of concentration. “So let me make sure I get this straight. Sydney and Sophia think fairies are immortal? That’s utterly ridiculous. Fairies have the life span of a—”

“Reg, pay attention!”

“Look, Charlie, if you want a date to this hoopla, I’m sure you can take your pick of any boy at school. But if you don’t want to go with anyone else, don’t. I see no need to scramble to find a date.”

He picked up his book and flipped through the pages to find where he’d left off.

“And if Dex sees I’m alone?”

“Say you got stood up.”

I huffed. “I do not get stood up.”

“It’s an imaginary date.”

“I don’t get stood up on any kind of date!”

Reg laughed and gave up trying to find his spot, tossing his book to the side in favor of his phone. He bent his head over the screen, texting as he talked. “Has it occurred to you that he doesn’t have a date either?”

I perked up at that idea. “No. Do you think so?”

Reg shrugged, eyes still on his screen.

“Why would he lie?” I asked. “That’s ridiculous.”

“I concur.” Reg shot me a pointed sideways glance before returning to his phone. He was grinning to himself as his thumbs flew over the screen.

“Really embracing technology now, aren’t you?”

“It’s Poe’s preferred method of communication.”

“Communication or flirtation?”

“One and the same.”

“Just don’t send any dirty pics.”

Reg looked up finally. “Dirty pics?”

I pointed below the waistline, and Reg tutted.

“Oh, Charlie. How crass.”

But when he went back to texting, his private smile returned, and this time it looked a little mischievous.

I leaned back on my elbows, face tipped up to the sky. My own chance at mischief seemed to have disappeared, and with it, my primary distraction. The flirtation with Dex was one of the things that had kept me busy as summer faded to fall, but I swore I would be immortal again before this scenery change to winter white. If not, I might just lie down right there on the hill until the snow buried me for good.

Eighteen

A Prison & a Parade