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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Acknowledgments
  45. About the Author
  46. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  47. Back Ad
  48. About the Publisher

If this was bitter, I wanted bunches. Impossibly, coffee tasted even better than it smelled, and it wasn’t just one flavor but an evolution that started with something—yes, bitter, as it slid over the tongue but then turned sweet as I swallowed and left a spicy aftertaste. What magic was this liquid that could change flavor even after it was gone?

“What do you think, princess?” Lina called from the counter.

When I looked up at her, I got the unsettling feeling that she had been watching me the entire time.

“It’s delicious,” I said. And then, because I was feeling generous, I added, honestly, “It’s the best coffee I’ve ever tasted.”

Lina’s sudden roar of laughter took me aback. Had I accidentally said something wrong again? But when I looked around at our new acquaintances, they appeared as puzzled as I was.

“I bet it is, princess!” Lina said, doubling over the counter in hysterics. “I bet it is.”

Poe eyed Lina over the rim of his thick black glasses, then pushed them up his nose and said seriously to the rest of us, “One day, I intend to be as fabulously eccentric as her.”

“We basically all want to be Lina when we grow up,” Sydney explained.

Sophia nodded in agreement. “She’s a little off her rocker, but she’s ours.”

“And what can we say? The coffee is exceptional.” Poe lifted his mug in Lina’s direction, a tribute, and she responded by waving him off and disappearing into the kitchen, still snickering.

Dexter flashed me a bright white smile. “Some days she’s a little more off than others.”

Twelve

Bigger Than Prom

Reg and I spent the next hour chatting up the humans and managing not to embarrass ourselves. Just as Sal predicted, whenever a question was hard to answer, we had only to refer to our fictional dead parents, and the group backed right off.

Our new classmates gave us the full verbal tour of Hope High, from sports (Sophia played soccer; Sydney feigned illness on a regular basis to avoid gym) to fine arts (the fall play was Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and Poe was apparently a shoo-in for Puck). Dexter was a member of something called Future Farmers of America, which should have sounded painfully boring but, coming from him, seemed terribly interesting.

He explained that he was raised on a farm but his parents had sold the land to move him closer to town so he wouldn’t be so isolated from his friends and civilization. I liked the way he put air quotes around the word “civilization” and winked when he acknowledged that a city girl like me probably didn’t see it that way.