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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Acknowledgments
  45. About the Author
  46. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  47. Back Ad
  48. About the Publisher

“The hoopla is a whole-day event,” Sophia continued. “Starting with the parade and ending with a big street party outside the school that night. There’s a barbecue and bands and prizes for best parade floats and best costumes. Everyone in Nowhere goes. Everyone. Since most of the fun happens at the school, Hope High students get to plan the whole thing.”

“Translation—free labor,” Poe interrupted.

Sophia ignored him. “We sell parade entries and take a cut of all the food sales to raise money for charity. So, yes, it’s volunteer work, but it’s great for college applications.”

“Charity, college applications, blah blah blah.” Sydney flipped her bubble gum hair over her shoulder. “Soph, you always leave out the best bit. The hoopla kind of replaced our annual homecoming dance, so now we have a faux dance in the gym at the end of the night. It’s more like an after-party, with everyone in costumes, so all the kids from school dress up in formal wear, but with a horror theme.”

“Like a zombie bride,” Sophia added.

“Or a mummy in a tux.”

“Or a sexy vampire.”

A warning look from Reg stopped me from announcing that they were looking at a sexy vampire. I hoped I was still the former, if not the latter. I kept my mouth shut and stuck my face in my coffee instead. It was my third cup, and my hands were shaking a little—an unpleasant but tolerable side effect.

“I like the dressing-up part,” Poe admitted. “Not so much the intolerable planning meetings.”

He looked hopefully at me and Reg. “I don’t suppose one of you wants my spot?”

“Well, you’re not exactly selling it,” Sophia admonished Poe. To me and Reg she said, “Being on the committee has its perks. You get to ride on the school float.”

“Oh, get real,” Sydney said. “The only perk for Soph is that she gets to boss people around.”

“Not all people.” Sophia poked her sister. “Just you.”

“But seriously,” Sydney said, “it’s pretty cool to ride on the float and help throw the year’s biggest party. Trust me, I’m not a joiner. I leave that to Soph. But this is one extracurricular activity that’s worth it.”

It sounded like work, and I was not interested in work. However, I was acutely interested in parties and not against the idea of waving down at people from a parade float.

“How do you get on this committee?” I asked.

Sydney slung an arm over her sister’s shoulder, and they put their heads together, pink and platinum hair intertwining, identical conspiratorial grins on their faces.

“You kiss up to the committee chairs,” she said.

I looked up at Dexter through my eyelashes. “Are you on the committee?”