Back Mere Mortals
Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Acknowledgments
  45. About the Author
  46. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  47. Back Ad
  48. About the Publisher

“You can ask him yourself,” I said, pointing up ahead to the turquoise awnings and bright yellow door of All Hours. Reg and Poe had just spilled out the front door, with Dexter following behind them.

No, wait. He was stepping between them, his arms stretched to keep them apart.

We dumped the rest of our flyers into a bag looped over Sydney’s shoulder and raced up to the boys.

“Guys, chill!” Dexter said.

Poe tried to sidestep Dexter but was easily blocked by his tall friend, so he settled for craning his neck around Dexter’s frame to point at Reg. “You’re overreacting.”

“I don’t see why you are trying to keep me from rehearsal.” Reg argued. “The understudy needs to know the part as well as the primary player.”

His arms were gesturing in a wild way that was so not my brother. Human emotions were clearly more than he could handle, and our return to immortality could not come soon enough.

“Reg—” I started, but Poe drowned me out.

“I’m doing no such thing!” He held out his cell phone, screen aimed at Reg, like a weapon. “They specifically said they didn’t need understudies for the pickup rehearsal.”

Reg refused to look at the phone. “Just admit you are threatened by me.”

Poe looked like he’d been slapped. “Threatened by you? Is that a joke?”

“No, you’re the joke—”

“Hey!” the twins said at once, both moving to stand behind Poe.

I hesitated, then took a few halting steps to hover near my brother. Reg was being an ass, but only I understood what it was like to suddenly feel things—really feel them—after a century of barely feeling anything but thirst. I would tell him he was a jerk later. For now, I had his back.

Poe shook his head at Reg, tears in his eyes . . . and a little bit of pity too. “Jealousy does not become you.”

I winced. That was not going to go over well.

“What did you just say to me?” Reg asked in a low hiss. If it weren’t for the wall of Dexter, he looked like he might take a swing at Poe.

Poe swiped at one eye, then pulled himself up straight. “I said you’re jealous. And unreasonable. It’s not my fault the director only wants his primary Puck.”

Reg’s fists balled, his face reddened, and when he spoke, spit flew from his mouth.

“PUCK YOU!”

Then he stormed away, yanking his arm out of my grasp when I tried to stop him.

“Reg!” I ran to catch up. “Stop!”

His strides were longer, but I was faster, and I finally jumped in front of him and pressed a hand to his chest.

“You are so lucky I am wearing tennis shoes today,” I said, huffing. “If you’d made me ruin my heels . . .”

“I could always outrun you when we were immortal,” Reg grumbled.