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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Acknowledgments
  45. About the Author
  46. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  47. Back Ad
  48. About the Publisher

“Debate practice, actually,” Reg said. “Poe is helping me prep for next week’s tournament.”

Poe popped up from the floor, bouncing a little on his feet. “It turns out, I’m very argumentative.”

“I could have told you that,” Sydney said.

“Maybe I’ll go out for debate team next year too,” Poe said.

A small shadow flickered across Reg’s face—too subtle for anyone else to notice and too quick for me to interpret. As much as he protested being tied down, I could only assume he was reluctant to say goodbye to Poe—to all of them—or at least felt guilty about pretending we would still be here next year.

I was feeling a little guilty about that myself, if I was being honest, and something more too—like a hollow spot was being carved out inside my chest, right where my human heart did all its thumping. I touched my hand to the spot for just an instant, then made an effort to shake it off.

“Well, I’m prepping for a date.” I waved a hand from head to toe. “And all of this takes time. So get out of here already!”

We closed the door on the boys, and I turned to the full-length mirror on the back of the door, inspecting my little black dress from every angle.

“You look awesome,” Sydney said.

Less than two months ago, I would have answered “I know” without a second thought, but now I only smiled.

My brief time as a human had taught me that mortals drew a thin line between confidence and arrogance, and teenage girls had an unfortunate habit of declining compliments and pointing out their flaws instead. Maybe I could break Syd and Soph of that pattern before my mortal adventure was over.

Insecurity might be the worst part of being human. Fortunately, I was mostly unafflicted.

There was a knock at the cottage door.

Dexter.

I tossed my hair, posing for Sydney and Sophia.

“Fabulous?” I asked.

“Fabulous,” they agreed.

Dexter picked me up in a car—or something resembling a car.

“Is this beast yours?” I asked, giving the side-eye to the battered Jeep parked just beyond the picket fence.

Dexter held open the gate for me to pass through, and as I did, I got a whiff of a clean-smelling cologne that made me want to bury my face in his shirt. Maybe later, he would let me.

“It’s on loan,” he said.

I pointed to my stilettos. “And how am I supposed to get in it?”

“With a little help from your date.” He grinned, enjoying my discomfort, and I wondered if he deliberately brought this off-road ride because he knew I’d be in heels. I started to argue, but then his big hands were around my waist, lifting me into the passenger seat.

“Oh,” I said, a warmth creeping into my cheeks. “Okay, then.”