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Contents ( 30)
  1. Asses to Ashes
  2. Second Chances
  3. Speedbumps
  4. White Gloves
  5. Big Orange Button
  6. Barber Bot
  7. Mechanical Failure
  8. Report: A-255FR-01124-B
  9. Too Stupid to Be an Ensign
  10. Ein Klein Flottenchef
  11. A Carefully Thought-Out Decision to Get the Hell Out of Dodge
  12. Oh, Chute
  13. Report: A-267FR-02147-E
  14. A Man and His Droid
  15. Military Unintelligence
  16. Improperganda
  17. Report: C-7FG-2923-X
  18. Big Red Data
  19. The Military Never Said Anything About War
  20. Report: N-1FG-5299-Z
  21. Stick This in You
  22. Report: N-1FG-5299-Z-2
  23. Go Boom
  24. A Breach of Protocol
  25. The Legend of Ticket
  26. ORDER: A-222FR-02134-K
  27. The German-Irish Inflammation Conflagration
  28. The Gravity of the Situation
  29. Captain Rogers
  30. Acknowledgments

“What is this?” he barked as he crossed the threshold into the empty serving area. The single server who was visible jumped, likely more surprised to see someone than at Rogers’ question. Through the small windows on the double doors leading back into the larger food preparation area, Rogers saw heads popping up like curious squirrels.

“Is there a problem, sir?” the service troop asked.

“You’re damn right there’s a problem. I know this ship is infested with droids, but the last time I checked, humans don’t operate on chemical lubricants.” He slammed the plate on the counter. “Who made this? No, forget that. Who’s in charge here?”

“Hart!” the server called. “I think this ensign wants to talk to you.”

The kitchen door swung open, and a master sergeant in a military chef uniform sauntered out of the double doors, his apron stained with a telltale black grease that certainly hadn’t come from hamburgers.

“What’s all this about?” he growled.

Rogers gaped. “Hart? What in the world are you doing in the kitchens?”

Master Sergeant Hart—formerly just Sergeant Hart the last time Rogers had seen him—was the first familiar face Rogers had seen during his new tenure on the Flagship. That was a good thing. The bad thing was that the last time he’d seen him, he’d been in the engineering bay. Where he belonged. Since he was an engineer.

“You’re a sight for sore eyes,” Hart said.

“I’m a little concerned about my sore stomach,” Rogers said. “What are you doing in the kitchens?”

“Cross-trained,” Hart said. “Not my choice.”

Rogers shook his head. “They transferred you to the kitchen?”

Hart nodded. “Me and a couple of the other boys and girls that didn’t either leave the fleet or get reassigned to other squadrons on the other side of the system. I think I’m getting used to it, though. I make some pretty good stuff.”

“There’s motor oil in my eggs,” Rogers said.

“Everyone’s a critic. Why don’t you just eat Sewer rats like everyone else?”

Rogers couldn’t believe his ears. Aside from the nonsensical personnel movement, Hart had been one of his best mates, prankster partner, and the only man in the entire fleet who could drink Rogers under the table. He’d also been Rogers’ supervisor before Rogers had been promoted to sergeant himself, and Hart had survived that ordeal. Rogers thought nothing could break that man. Now he looked . . . he looked . . . sober.

“Didn’t you fight them when they reassigned you?” Rogers asked. “You belong elbow-deep in engine components, not spaghetti. And certainly not elbow-deep in spaghetti right after you’ve been elbow-deep in engine components.”

“So sue me. I still like to tinker with engines when I can, and sometimes I don’t have time to wash my hands afterward. I can’t get down there very often, anyway. That idiot McSchmidt in engineering doesn’t let anyone else in the bay when he’s around. Besides, they told me cooking food is just like being a grease monkey. You put stuff together until it works.”