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Chapters (57)
  1. REGENCY ERA PRAISE FOR…
  2. MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES:
  3. Dedication
  4. MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES
  5. Chapter I
  6. Chapter II
  7. Chapter III
  8. Chapter IV
  9. Chapter V
  10. Chapter VI
  11. Chapter VII
  12. Chapter VIII
  13. Chapter IX
  14. Chapter X
  15. Chapter XI
  16. Chapter XII
  17. Chapter XIII
  18. Chapter XIV
  19. Chapter XV
  20. Chapter XVI
  21. Chapter XVII
  22. Chapter XVIII
  23. Chapter XIX
  24. Chapter XX
  25. Chapter XXI
  26. Chapter XXII
  27. Chapter XXIII
  28. Chapter XXIV
  29. Chapter XXV
  30. Chapter XXVI
  31. Chapter XXVII
  32. Chapter XXVIII
  33. Chapter XXIX
  34. Chapter XXX
  35. Chapter XXXI
  36. Chapter XXXII
  37. Chapter XXXIII
  38. Chapter XXXIV
  39. Chapter XXXV
  40. Chapter XXXVI
  41. Chapter XXXVII
  42. Chapter XXXVIII
  43. Chapter XXXIX
  44. Chapter XL
  45. Chapter XLI
  46. Chapter XLII
  47. Chapter XLIII
  48. Chapter XLIV
  49. Chapter XLV
  50. Chapter XLVI
  51. Chapter XLVII
  52. Chapter XLVIII
  53. APPENDIX
  54. APPENDIX 2
  55. Author’s After-Note
  56. About the Harridan
  57. Scholarly Footnotes

In the group behind them, Mr. Rushworth forgot himself momentarily and started to growl and sniff the air in the enthusiastic manner of a hound who’s scented prey—so loudly that he could be heard miles away. They all felt the refreshment of it—not as hounds, of course, but in a more civilized fashion—and for some time could only walk and admire.

At length, after a short pause, Miss Crawford who had recovered considerably in the shadows, began with, “So you are to be a clergyman, Mr. Bertram. This is rather a surprise to me.”

“Why should it surprise you? You must suppose me designed for some profession, and might perceive that I am neither a lawyer, nor a soldier, nor a sailor.”

“Very true; but, in short, it had not occurred to me. And you know there is generally an uncle or a grandfather to leave a fortune to the second son.”

In that instant, elsewhere, Mr. Rushworth made an enthusiastic yelp at the sight of a squirrel racing on a tree branch, then pretended to be clearing his throat, while Maria gave him a long withering look, and Mr. Crawford gallantly made a point of not noticing.

“A very praiseworthy practice,” said Edmund, ignoring Mr. Rushworth’s spectacle being played out in back of them, “but not quite universal. I am one of the exceptions, and being one, must do something for myself.”

“But why are you to be a clergyman? I thought that was always the lot of the youngest, where there were many to chuse before him.”

“Do you think the church itself never chosen, then?”

Elsewhere, came a very wolfish, very unrestrained howl.

“Never is a black word. But yes, in the never of conversation, which means not very often, I do think it. For what is to be done in the church? Men love to distinguish themselves, and in either of the other lines distinction may be gained, but not in the church. A clergyman is nothing.”

There was a loud crashing of shrubbery. This time both Miss Bertrams turned from their variably distant vantage points to see Mr. Rushworth make a very sudden move, despite his portly figure, in the direction of a pair of other squirrels, and break off a large portion of a low-hanging branch.

Edmund, grave in demeanor, completely ignored it.