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Chapters (17)
  1. Dedication
  2. The Geriatric Platoon
  3. Exit
  4. The Jerusalem Beach
  5. Neptune
  6. The Girl Who Lived Near the Sun
  7. Debby’s Dream House
  8. 101.3 FM
  9. The Meaning of Life Ltd.
  10. Three Hours from Berlin
  11. How to Remember a Desert
  12. Anita Shabtai
  13. Lennon at the Central Bus Station
  14. Flies and Porcupines
  15. Acknowledgments
  16. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  17. ABOUT THE TRANSLATOR

Benny walked into the room, asking if I remembered how much the woman from yesterday had paid to fix her microwave.

“Ninety-nine shekels and forty-five agorot.” The broadcaster’s words descended into a blaring garble.

“I told you to charge her two hundred.”

“When?”

“Turn that off, turn it off a sec. Right before I went out for lunch. Don’t you remember I told you to charge her two hundred?”

I tried to remember but couldn’t.

Benny looked at the radio. “You were wrapped up with that, huh? Never mind, don’t worry about it.”

“I’m sorry, Benny, I can pay the difference if you …”

“It’s all good. Keep working on the radio, take all the time you need.”

I switched the radio back on. Picked up the same station. It was only after a few moments that I realized the voice was familiar.

Five-hundred-and-three-plus-one-hundred-idiot-three-hundred-and-sixty-five-shekels-fuck-what-on-god’s-green-earth-okay-let’s-see-that-comes-out-to-just-over-

I shot up in my chair, recoiling from the voice. I looked out the window into the shop. Benny was sitting at the cash register, counting receipts and scribbling in a notebook. He wasn’t talking. The radio kept broadcasting. I stared at him and imagined him speaking.

One-hundred-and-fifty-plus-two-hundred-and-seventy-five-comes-out-to-why-is-this-not-adding-up?

I leaped up so fast the chair fell backward. Benny turned to me and smiled.

God-I-can’t-take-him-anymore-what-does-that-pain-in-the-neck-want-now?

I turned down the radio and stepped out of the back room and into the shop.

“Haven’t fixed it yet? Why don’t you go out for a bite? You’ve been working all day.”

“No, thanks, just looking for a screwdriver.”

Benny yanked open the drawer and handed me one. I returned to the back room and closed the door.

Screwdriver-my-ass-he’s-just-fucking-bored-wants-to-nag-okay-again-how-much-is-two-hundred-and-seventy-five-plus-

I turned off the radio, keeping my finger on the switch for another forty-six seconds. I didn’t want to hear any more. I fixed ten other devices. At closing time, I told Benny good night and rushed out, avoiding his gaze. I went home and got straight into bed, feeling like my body was off-kilter. My hands were shaking and I couldn’t steady them. Eventually I fell asleep. I woke up at seven in the morning and wrote down what I remembered of my dream. Or rather, my nightmare. I have about one per month, on average. I washed my face and left for work. When I arrived at the shop I immediately began running tests on the radio again. At nine forty the old man called, asking if we’d fixed it yet. I told him that we were still waiting for a spare part from Germany and it would take at least another week. He thanked me and hung up. Whenever a customer walked in, I began fiddling with the frequency. I couldn’t catch the stations of the first seven customers, but at 10:53 a tall bearded man walked in. I started playing with the frequency until I heard a brittle voice coming out of the radio. I cranked up the volume.