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Chapters (17)
  1. Dedication
  2. The Geriatric Platoon
  3. Exit
  4. The Jerusalem Beach
  5. Neptune
  6. The Girl Who Lived Near the Sun
  7. Debby’s Dream House
  8. 101.3 FM
  9. The Meaning of Life Ltd.
  10. Three Hours from Berlin
  11. How to Remember a Desert
  12. Anita Shabtai
  13. Lennon at the Central Bus Station
  14. Flies and Porcupines
  15. Acknowledgments
  16. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  17. ABOUT THE TRANSLATOR

THE ORANGE PAY phone was nestled not far from the cactuses. She had installed it there the very first day she arrived on the planet. I didn’t ask why she hadn’t told me about it. I don’t think she would have answered anyway. I went there and called my parents, explaining that I had gotten stuck on the planet closest to the sun. They didn’t sound especially concerned, said it had only been three weeks since I had last called. That school had started only a day ago.

Three days later they landed next to the bus stop, informing me there was one angry grandma waiting for me at home. I wanted to say goodbye to Ayala, but when I went back to the apartment to get my things, she wasn’t there.

As we whizzed past Venus, I told my parents I was going to study psychological engineering. That I was going to make shitloads of money and finally start living. My mom said it was a terrific idea. Then she turned on the radio, saying there was a program about healthy cooking that she loved. I leaned my head against the window and tried to fall asleep, ignoring Ayala’s voice telling me to stop kidding myself.

Debby’s Dream House

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I FOUND THE job through a newspaper ad. I didn’t even know there were people who built dreams. I was sure they were just created by themselves or something.

The first question Bruno asked me was if I was an artist or advertiser.

I said I wasn’t.

“Very good. They’re the worst. They think they’re producing movies for the Cannes Film Festival,” he said. “They work on a dream for two months and end up sticking a giraffe on a car roof in the middle of the desert.”

I had no idea what he was talking about, so I nodded. Bruno said I got the job, and then announced that it was a shitty one. You work all night, bring your own food, and there were no holiday gift cards.

“Still interested?”

“What does it pay?”

“Fifty an hour. Seventy-five for overtime.”

“I’m in.”

Bruno shook my hand and made me sign an NDA. He asked if I was married. I told him Debby and I were going to tie the knot someday. He said congratulations, then warned me that even if I was taken prisoner and tortured, I couldn’t tell her about my job. “Make up a cover story or something. I don’t need people knowing who I am and start asking for a special dream for their wedding anniversary.”

We left his office and went to the operations room. A small room; three screens set side by side. Looked a little like the control room of a shopping mall security guard.

“Every screen is a customer’s dream. We pull twelve-hour shifts, 7:00 P.M. to 7:00 A.M., five nights a week.”