Back In the Land of Oz
Chapters (29)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Preface to the New Edition
  4. Contents
  5. Map
  6. 1 On Wings of Poesy
  7. 2 Shiklone Troicee and After
  8. 3 Bungle Bungle
  9. 4 Arse-End Charlie
  10. 5 Umpie Bong
  11. 6 Neither an Ong nor a Mo
  12. 7 Et in Arcadia Nos
  13. 8 Lost Orisons
  14. 9 Granny Apples
  15. 10 The Town with a HEART of Gold
  16. 11 A Roomette with a View
  17. 12 Ich Hatt’ Einst Ein Schön’ Vaterland
  18. 13 Wher. Edna. Laide. Me
  19. 14 ‘An Interesting Place With Lots of Sandhills’
  20. 15 Mintja
  21. 16 Ghostbusting
  22. 17 The Townsville Hoist
  23. 18 Gone Troppo
  24. 19 The Expulsion From Paradise
  25. 20 Found! – The Spangled Drongo
  26. About the Author
  27. By the Same Author
  28. Copyright Page
  29. Adverts

As it was, the appearance of unspotted youth reminded us that it was time we returned to our chalet. Vivien and Franz invited us to resume the indecorum at the Landhaus the following night. They had a few guests booked but they would cancel their bookings. That would cause them some satisfaction in itself. ‘I’ll do you a terrine of whiting and prawns, followed by a roulade of pork stuffed with smoked salmon,’ Franz promised us. As we were about to leave, Angela said, ‘Now I’m going to say something that Colin won’t like me saying.’

The last words I remember were Colin’s. ‘Aw no, Enj,’ he said. ‘Don’t do that, Enj.’

At four in the morning I woke up without a hangover and heard Ros padding about the chalet, laughing to herself. Away from the dense cluster of wineries the Barossa appears to be good sheep farming country. The gently rounded hills, pale gold in the daytime, are criss-crossed with animal tracks which from a distance look like rivulets that have forgotten which way to flow. In so far as you can tell with sheep they seem to like it here. But then it would be blank ingratitude to feel any other way. Even by the usual high standards of beneficence set by valleys the Barossa is painstakingly protective. To live in its shelter is to have a great arm around you, shielding you from every vicissitude.

Yet for all its moderation it can suddenly burgeon with almost tropical plenty. The garden path to the Landhaus, for example, is overhung with fig trees, wild cherry, weeping willow, and quince – a dense abundance of growth without, only matched by the fertility of Franz’s cuisine within. Yes, we did accept the invitation to take up where we’d left off the night before, even though, in the clear light of morning, we had wondered whether anyone would ever remember having offered it. We’d ventured out of doors fairly early, careful not to wake the Davises, only to see Angela in the yard clearing away several dozen bottles. It was when she greeted us with a yodel that we knew we weren’t free to leave the Barossa just yet.

We were not, of course, able to reproduce our previous uproar. Franz’s commitment to the kitchen made that impossible. But out of their own house the Davises were more rampant than ever; Angela queenly and indecorous by turns, Colin unable to contain himself in the excitement of confessing everything he had never experienced. ‘I’ve never done that,’ he said. ‘I don’t think I would have the courage even to think about doing that.’ Beneath his spectacles his eyes rolled in a riot of innocence. The world was all before him.