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Chapters (29)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Preface to the New Edition
  4. Contents
  5. Map
  6. 1 On Wings of Poesy
  7. 2 Shiklone Troicee and After
  8. 3 Bungle Bungle
  9. 4 Arse-End Charlie
  10. 5 Umpie Bong
  11. 6 Neither an Ong nor a Mo
  12. 7 Et in Arcadia Nos
  13. 8 Lost Orisons
  14. 9 Granny Apples
  15. 10 The Town with a HEART of Gold
  16. 11 A Roomette with a View
  17. 12 Ich Hatt’ Einst Ein Schön’ Vaterland
  18. 13 Wher. Edna. Laide. Me
  19. 14 ‘An Interesting Place With Lots of Sandhills’
  20. 15 Mintja
  21. 16 Ghostbusting
  22. 17 The Townsville Hoist
  23. 18 Gone Troppo
  24. 19 The Expulsion From Paradise
  25. 20 Found! – The Spangled Drongo
  26. About the Author
  27. By the Same Author
  28. Copyright Page
  29. Adverts

It’s worth dying if you’re an Italian. Take Antonio Patane. Who could not envy him what he left behind in the bosom of his grieving family? – Inconsolabile dolore.

I envied him his resting place, too. It was a lovely setting for a cemetery, seemingly doubly protected – first, and at a discreet distance, by the warm surrounding hills, then, in a much closer embrace, by the cane field. As high as the manusoleums themselves, the bamboo stopped, or simply paused, at the very fringes of the estate, sweet to its very doors. For the dead it was no more than a clearing, a benign glade made architecturally fantastical, amidst the sugar.

As we drove back out of Ingham we noticed a poster in a shop window advertising Mario’s Disco, and a performance of Robin the Hood at the Arts Theatre, directed by Monica Vitale. Then on to Cardwell, looking out over the granite peaks of Hinchinbrook Island, where we paused to walk on the beach – the mud rather – of Hinchinbrook Channel, and to stare at the bulging-eyed mud hoppers, gulping the element they lived in. On the foreshore a small yellow letterbox affair was affixed to a post, containing ‘Vinegar for Sea Stings’, courtesy of Tully Rotary Club. It was becoming dangerous out there.