Back Hue and Cry
Chapters (16)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. Preface
  5. A Matter of Vocabulary
  6. On Trains
  7. A Solo Song: For Doc
  8. Gold Coast
  9. Of Cabbages and Kings
  10. All the Lonely People
  11. An Act of Prostitution
  12. Private Domain
  13. A New Place
  14. Hue and Cry
  15. About the Author
  16. About the Publisher

Doc handled that silver soup ladle like one of those Chicago Jew tailors handles a needle. He ladled up three good-sized spoonfuls from the tureen and then laid the wet spoon on an extra bread-and-butter plate on the side of the table, so he would not stain the cloth. Then he put a napkin over the wet spot Jerry had made and changed the ashtray for a prayer-card because every good waiter knows that nobody wants to eat a good meal looking at an ashtray.

“You know about the spoon plate, I see,” Jerry said to Doc.

“I’m a waiter,” said Doc. “I know.”

“You’re a damn good waiter,” said Jerry.

Doc looked Jerry square in the eye. “I know,” he said slowly.

Jerry ate a little of the soup and opened all six of the cracker packages. Then he stopped eating and began to look out the window. We were passing through his territory, Washington State, the country he loved because he was the only company inspector in the state and knew that once we got through Montana he would be the only man the waiters feared. He smiled and then waved for Doc to bring out the roast beef sandwich.

But Doc was into his service now and cleared the table completely. Then he got the silver crumb knife from the Pantry and gathered all the cracker crumbs, even the ones Jerry had managed to get in between the salt and pepper shakers.

“You want the tea with your sandwich, or later?” he asked Jerry.

“Now is fine,” said Jerry, smiling.

“You’re going good,” I said to Doc when he passed us on his way to the Pantry. “He can’t touch you or nothing.”

He did not say anything.

Uncle T. Boone looked at Doc like he wanted to say something too, but he just frowned and shuffled out to stand next to Jerry. You could see that Jerry hated him. But Jerry knew how to smile at everybody, and so he smiled at Uncle T. while Uncle T. bent over the table with his hands together like he was praying, and moved his head up and bowed it down.