Back Hue and Cry
Chapters (16)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. Preface
  5. A Matter of Vocabulary
  6. On Trains
  7. A Solo Song: For Doc
  8. Gold Coast
  9. Of Cabbages and Kings
  10. All the Lonely People
  11. An Act of Prostitution
  12. Private Domain
  13. A New Place
  14. Hue and Cry
  15. About the Author
  16. About the Publisher

But wait. It is just 1:30 and the first call for dinner is not until 5:00. You want to kill some time; you want to hear about the Old School and how it was in my day. If you look in that black book you would see that you should be polishing silver now. Look out the window; this is North Dakota, this is Jerry’s territory. Jerry, the Unexpected Inspector. Shouldn’t you polish the shakers or clean out the Pantry or squeeze oranges, or maybe change the linen on the tables? Jerry Ewald is sly. The train may stop in the middle of this wheatfield and Jerry may get on. He lives by that book. He knows where to look for dirt and mistakes. Jerry Ewald, the Unexpected Inspector. He knows where to look; he knows how to get you. He got Doc.

Now you want to know about him, about the Old School. You have even put aside your book of rules. But see how you keep your finger in the pages as if the book was more important than what I tell you. That’s a bad move, and it tells on you. You will be a waiter. But you will never be a Waiter’s Waiter. The Old School died with Doc, and the very last of it is dying with me. What happened to Doc? Take your finger out of the pages, youngblood, and I will tell you about a kind of life these rails will never carry again.

When your father was a boy playing with himself behind the barn, Doc was already a man and knew what the thing was for. But he got tired of using it when he wasn’t much older than you, and he set his mind on making money. He had no skills. He was black. He got hungry. On Christmas Day in 1916, the story goes, he wandered into the Chicago stockyards and over to a dining car waiting to be connected up to the main train for the Chicago-to-San Francisco run. He looked up through the kitchen door at the chef storing supplies for the kitchen and said: “I’m hungry.”

“What do you want me to do about it?” the Swede chef said.

“I’ll work,” said Doc.

That Swede was Chips Magnusson, fresh off the boat and lucky to be working himself. He did not know yet that he should save all extra work for other Swedes fresh off the boat. He later learned this by living. But at that time he considered a moment, bit into one of the fresh apples stocked for apple pie, chewed considerably, spit out the seeds and then waved the black on board the big train. “You can eat all you want,” he told Doc. “But you work all I tell you.”