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Chapters (65)
  1. HIMBO HITMAN
  2. Copyright
  3. CONTENT WARNING
  4. CONTENTS
  5. THANK YOU
  6. BLURB
  7. FOREWORD
  8. CHAPTER ONE
  9. CHAPTER TWO
  10. CHAPTER THREE
  11. CHAPTER FOUR
  12. CHAPTER FIVE
  13. CHAPTER SIX
  14. CHAPTER SEVEN
  15. CHAPTER EIGHT
  16. CHAPTER NINE
  17. CHAPTER TEN
  18. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  19. CHAPTER TWELVE
  20. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  21. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  22. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  23. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  24. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  25. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  26. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  34. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  35. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  36. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  44. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  45. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  46. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  47. CHAPTER FORTY
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  54. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  55. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  56. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  61. CHAPTER 54
  62. EPILOGUE
  63. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  64. OTHER BOOKS BY SAXON JAMES
  65. WANT MORE FROM ME?

“Yes.” Her eyes flick from Tommy to Everett, and she sighs. “You two fools have been talking to him again, haven’t you?”

Tommy, always quick to laugh or make a bet, shrugs. “We like him.”

Arlie glowers at Tommy, but it doesn’t deter him.

“Found a job yet?” Ever asks, ignoring them both.

I set my Coke down and rest my chin in both hands. “Nope. Not even Luther would help me out.”

“I thought you already had a job?” Arlie asks.

“Nothing stable. I have the occasional contract for kids’ parties and sometimes run deliveries for the Chinese restaurant in my building. A month ago, I drove up north and helped out on a farm for a few weeks. Before that, I tried Ubering until my car scared off any potential customers.”

“Why does your car scare people off?” Tommy asks.

“The bumper’s dicey, and I think the bloodstains on my back seat must form some kind of satanic symbol.”

“Sure,” Ever says. “The satanic symbol. Not the, you know, potential murder that happened there.”

“You don’t know it was a murder.”

Tommy’s usual unhinged laugh peeps out. “What other theories do you have? Let’s hear them.”

“Injury, obviously. Maybe the previous owner was a Good Samaritan who saw someone injured and took it upon themselves to drive them to the hospital. Maybe the last car interior detailer cut their hand during cleaning? Maybe someone gave birth there?”

“Gave birth to who? The devil?”

“I’m only saying there are a lot of options.”

Arlie takes a sip of whatever she’s drinking, dark, almost black eyes watching me. “And where did you get this car again?”

“Some guy downtown. He was about to set it on fire, so I got it for a steal.”

She nods, probably agreeing it was a good deal. “I think you’re right,” she finally says. “It was definitely the birth thing.”

“Thank you.”

Ever sighs. “She’s fucking with you. It was a murder, Perry. You’re driving around in a murderer’s car.”

“Did you check the back seat for ghosts?” Tommy asks. “Maybe that’s who was scaring off your customers.”

“Either way,” I say before they go off on a tangent, “no one will get in the car with someone who has a sub-two-star rating, so I’m back at square one. With nothing.” I play with a water ring on the tabletop, turning it into a smiley face. “My sister is going to kill me.”

“Why?”

“Because I promised her I’d find something. It’s why I asked Luther about, well … you know.”

“We know?”

“The …” Not wanting to say it out loud, I make a gun with my fingers. “The same line of work you guys are in.”

I feel the way the three of them share a tense look.