Chapters (48)
- First Among Sequels
- Thursday Next Book 5
- Jasper Fforde
- ALSO BY JASPER FFORDE
- First Among Sequels
- Jasper Fforde
- Contents
- Author’s Note
- First Among Sequels
- Breakfast
- Mum and Polly and Mycroft
- Acme Carpets
- Jurisfiction
- Training Day
- The Great Library and Council of Genres
- A Probe Inside Pinocchio
- Julian Sparkle
- Core Containment
- The Well of Lost Plots
- The Refit
- Kids
- The ChronoGuard
- Home Again
- Cheese
- Breakfast Again
- Aornis Hades
- The Goliath Corporation
- The Austen Rover
- Holmes
- Next
- The Piano Problem
- Policy Directives
- The Paragon
- Thursday Next
- Bound to the Outland
- The Discreet Charm of the Outland
- Time Out of Joint
- Now Is the Winter
- Spending the Surplus
- The Austen Rover Roving
- Somewhere Else Entirely
- Rescue/Capture
- The Bees, the Bees
- Senator Jobsworth
- The Great Samuel Pepys Fiasco
- The End of Time
- A Woman Named Thursday Next
- My Thanks to:
Bradshaw.
I read the dedication again and watched as the words slowly dissolved from the page. Good old Bradshaw. I had been to It Was a Dark and Stormy Night a couple of times, mostly for training. It was a maritime adventure set aboard a tramp steamer on the Tasman Sea in 1924. It was a good choice, because it came under the deregulated area of the library known as Vanity Publishing. Text Grand Central wouldn’t even know I was there. I replaced Bradshaw Defies the Kaiser on the shelf, then unlocked the bottom drawer and took out my pistol and eraserhead cartridges. I stuffed them in my bag, noted that it was almost ten and knocked on Friday’s door.
“Darling?”
He looked up from the copy of Strontmania he was reading.
“Yuh?”
“I’m sorry, Sweetpea, but I have to go back to the BookWorld. It may put the unscrambled-eggs recipe in jeopardy.”
He sighed and stared at me. “I knew you would.”
“How?”
He beckoned me to the window and pointed to three figures sitting on a wall opposite the house. “The one in the middle is the other me. It shows there is still a chance they’ll get hold of the recipe. If we’d won, they’d be long gone.”
“Don’t worry,” I said, laying a hand on his. “I know how important the length of the Now is to all of us. I won’t go anywhere near ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus.’”
“Mum,” he said in a quiet voice, “if you get back home and I’m polite, well-mannered and with short hair, don’t be too hard on me, eh?”
He was worried about being replaced.
“It won’t come to that, Sweetpea. I’ll defend your right to be smelly and uncommunicative…with my life.”
We hugged and I said good-bye, then did the same to Tuesday, who was reading in bed, giggling over the risible imperfections of the Special Theory of Relativity. She knew I was going somewhere serious, so she got out of bed to give me an extra hug just in case. I hugged her back, tucked her in, told her not to make Einstein look too much of a clot in case it made her look cocky. I then went to say good-bye to Jenny and can remember doing so, although for some reason Friday and Tuesday picked that moment to argue about the brightness of the hall light. After sorting them out, I went downstairs to Landen.
“Land,” I said, unsure of what to say, since I rarely got emergency call-outs for carpet laying, and to pretend I did now would be such an obvious lie, “you do know I love you?”
“More than you realize, sweetheart.”
“And you trust me?”
“Of course.”
“Good. I’ve got to go and—”
“Do some emergency carpet laying?”
I smiled. “Yeah. Wish me luck.”