Chapters (29)
- Introduction
- Spring Training WELCOME TO NEXT YEAR
- March 25th
- April/May WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
- April 4th
- April 10th
- April 18th
- April 29th
- May 11th
- May 23rd
- June THE JUNE SWOON
- June 20th
- July TURN THE PAGE
- July 15th
- July 24th
- August THE HOTTEST AUGUST ON RECORD
- August 17th
- September/October HANGIN’ TOUGH
- September 14th
- September 17th
- October 2nd
- The ALDS SOMEBODY GOT-TA PAY
- October 8th
- The ALCS BEYOND THUNDERDOME
- October 19th/ALCS Game 5
- The World Series THE POSSIBLE DREAM
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- BOSTON RED SOX 2004 STATS
- Copyright
I’m reading on the beach when my nephew Charlie says the Sox are winning 4–1. I wander into the house to see for myself and watch as Lowe gives up a walk, an infield single, another walk, a groundout by pitcher Mike Hampton that scores a run, a single, a double, a single. We’ve all seen how quickly Lowe can melt down, and throughout this sequence we’re begging Francona to lift him, yet for most of it there’s no one warming up. Francona lets him throw to lefty Chipper Jones, who predictably sticks one in the bleachers. It’s 8–4, and everyone around the set is swearing. Francona finally calls on new guy Jimmy Anderson, who walks his first batter on four pitches, then gives up a double to Andruw Jones and a triple to Charles Thomas. I’ve only been watching for ten minutes and Atlanta’s sent ten guys to the plate.
“Can they fire a manager in the middle of the season?” Charlie asks.
SK: Sox getting roasted 10–4. When I snoozed off, it was 4–1 good guyz. This be bad. Another day, another shellacking by a sub-.500 club; another series lost to same. It’s time for Terry to go while there’s still a season to save.
Bring back Tollway Joe.
SO: Francona the Terryble. Bet the Globe and Herald scribes are sharpening their instruments.
At least the Mets sweep the Yankees (their fans chanting, “We’re not Boston”)—and on a horrible call. Late in a close game, Cairo hits one to the right side that Piazza can’t reach. It gets by him and hits Posada. The first base ump rules him safe; the crew chief overturns it. Torre comes out to argue, to no avail. The rule is that if a fielder’s had a chance to handle the ball, then the runner’s safe. The crew chief decided that Piazza hadn’t had a chance in the official sense, and that the second baseman might, and was therefore deprived of the chance to put Cairo out by the ball hitting Posada. Torre protests the game. And while the Yanks were the recipients of dozens of homer calls from the umps during our last series (including the noncall on that 0-2 count to Cairo that would have ended Wednesday night’s game), I can’t help but be annoyed at the incompetence. Get it right, Blue.
July 5th
The All-Star teams are announced. Schilling, Manny and David Ortiz made it—no surprise. What is shocking is that the three players implicated in the BALCO scandal—Bonds, Giambi and Sheffield—are all starting. Nice job, fans. Way to clean up the game.