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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONE Confernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1 Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2 Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3 Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4 Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5 Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6 Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7 What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWO The Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8 Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9 Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10 Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11 Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12 Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13 End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14 The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15 Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16 Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17 And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18 You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREE The Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19 Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20 Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21 The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22 A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23 Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24 Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25 The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26 The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27 Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28 The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOUR Mary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29 The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30 Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31 The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32 The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33 Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34 Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35 Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVE Stealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36 Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37 Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38 Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39 Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40 Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41 Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42 Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIX Ruin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43 The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44 Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45 Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVEN Journada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46 The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47 Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48 Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49 The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50 Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51 Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHT EverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52 World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52 Portraits

Moose and Squirrel went to gather the Afterlights who had hidden but had not run away. When Moose and Squirrel took a final head count, their number was forty-three.

“Forty-three?” wailed Milos from beneath the empty sleeping car. “How can there be only forty-three?”

“Most of ’em got scared off,” said Squirrel.

“Fine. Get them to push this thing off of me.”

But try as they might, forty-three Afterlights were not enough to leverage a train car off the tracks.

“That shucks,” said Moose. “Sho what do we do now?”

As Milos struggled to find a solution to his dilemma, he began to smell something. It was faint at first, barely perceptible but growing. It was sweet, and reminded Milos of childhood; something pleasant in the midst of this most unpleasant circumstance. Then all at once he realized that this particular aroma was not a good thing at all.

“Do you schmell that?” said Moose.

“It’s chocolate! It’s chocolate,” said Squirrel. “What do we do?”

By now other kids were scattering, terrified, knowing what that smell meant.

“No! No!” Milos shouted to them. “Stand your ground.”

“Easy for you to say,” shouted one of the escaping kids. “You can’t move.”

To their credit, Moose and Squirrel did not abandon Milos, although they probably both would have wet themselves, had they been alive.

The smell of chocolate quickly grew and became overpowering—intoxicating. Milos could not see anything from his angle, but Moose and Squirrel could, and what they saw made them quiver. The creature came lumbering down the tracks from the northeast, looking like some sort of swamp thing, but dripping chocolate instead of slime. Allie had told them that the Chocolate Ogre was just a boy—and that the monster legend was created by Mary to keep her children fearful, but this oozing spirit appeared every bit the monster that Mary had said it was.

The Chocolate Ogre strode forward at a steady pace along the track, the erie ploosh, ploosh, ploosh of his footsteps would have been comical if the sight of him wasn’t so terrifying. He arrived at the breeched sleeping car, and looked at Moose, then at Squirrel, perhaps for an explanation.

“We didn’t do it!” said Moose.

“Yeah, yeah,” said Squirrel, “it was like this when we got here!”

The Ogre looked at Milos, then back to Moose and Squirrel. “I’m looking for Allie. Do you know her? Do you know where I could find her?” His voice, although slobbery and thick, was not exactly the voice of a monster.

“She’s not here, she’s not here,” wailed Squirrel.

“Quiet!” yelled Milos. Even though he could barely move, he had a handle on the situation. The Ogre had never met them—he had no idea who they were! And so, Milos, using his friendliest voice, said, “We don’t know anyone by that name, but maybe we could help you find her.”

“Will you really help me?” asked the Ogre, overjoyed at the prospect.