Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONE Confernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1 Jix
- CHAPTER 2 Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3 Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4 Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5 Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6 Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7 What Allie Saw
- PART TWO The Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8 Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9 Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10 Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11 Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12 Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13 End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14 The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15 Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16 Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17 And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18 You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREE The Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19 Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20 Home Body
- CHAPTER 21 The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22 A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23 Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24 Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25 The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26 The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27 Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28 The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOUR Mary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29 The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30 Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31 The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32 The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33 Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34 Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35 Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVE Stealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36 Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37 Skinless
- CHAPTER 38 Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39 Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40 Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41 Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42 Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIX Ruin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43 The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44 Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45 Mikey, the God
- PART SEVEN Journada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46 The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47 Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48 Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49 The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50 Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51 Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHT EverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52 World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52 Portraits
Moose and Squirrel went to gather the Afterlights who had hidden but had not run away. When Moose and Squirrel took a final head count, their number was forty-three.
“Forty-three?” wailed Milos from beneath the empty sleeping car. “How can there be only forty-three?”
“Most of ’em got scared off,” said Squirrel.
“Fine. Get them to push this thing off of me.”
But try as they might, forty-three Afterlights were not enough to leverage a train car off the tracks.
“That shucks,” said Moose. “Sho what do we do now?”
As Milos struggled to find a solution to his dilemma, he began to smell something. It was faint at first, barely perceptible but growing. It was sweet, and reminded Milos of childhood; something pleasant in the midst of this most unpleasant circumstance. Then all at once he realized that this particular aroma was not a good thing at all.
“Do you schmell that?” said Moose.
“It’s chocolate! It’s chocolate,” said Squirrel. “What do we do?”
By now other kids were scattering, terrified, knowing what that smell meant.
“No! No!” Milos shouted to them. “Stand your ground.”
“Easy for you to say,” shouted one of the escaping kids. “You can’t move.”
To their credit, Moose and Squirrel did not abandon Milos, although they probably both would have wet themselves, had they been alive.
The smell of chocolate quickly grew and became overpowering—intoxicating. Milos could not see anything from his angle, but Moose and Squirrel could, and what they saw made them quiver. The creature came lumbering down the tracks from the northeast, looking like some sort of swamp thing, but dripping chocolate instead of slime. Allie had told them that the Chocolate Ogre was just a boy—and that the monster legend was created by Mary to keep her children fearful, but this oozing spirit appeared every bit the monster that Mary had said it was.
The Chocolate Ogre strode forward at a steady pace along the track, the erie ploosh, ploosh, ploosh of his footsteps would have been comical if the sight of him wasn’t so terrifying. He arrived at the breeched sleeping car, and looked at Moose, then at Squirrel, perhaps for an explanation.
“We didn’t do it!” said Moose.
“Yeah, yeah,” said Squirrel, “it was like this when we got here!”
The Ogre looked at Milos, then back to Moose and Squirrel. “I’m looking for Allie. Do you know her? Do you know where I could find her?” His voice, although slobbery and thick, was not exactly the voice of a monster.
“She’s not here, she’s not here,” wailed Squirrel.
“Quiet!” yelled Milos. Even though he could barely move, he had a handle on the situation. The Ogre had never met them—he had no idea who they were! And so, Milos, using his friendliest voice, said, “We don’t know anyone by that name, but maybe we could help you find her.”
“Will you really help me?” asked the Ogre, overjoyed at the prospect.