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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

“Hello, Francesca.” Charlie took Frankie’s hand.

“Traditional cured bonito with leeks and saffron pesto?” A waiter smiled at Jil.

“Wouldn’t miss it.” Jil took the small morsel. “Do you know Judy flew in the chef from Changa tonight. It must have cost a fortune.”

“What’s Changa?” Charlie asked.

“Best fusion restaurant in Istanbul. I stopped there last time on my way to visit the Erteguns.”

Samantha took Jil’s arm. “Oh Jil, you’re so cosmopolitan. Frankie, how do you keep up with him? I know I couldn’t.”

“And you can’t fault Miss Judy for her guest list,” Jil continued. “It’s a perfect blend. A little media, a little arts, a little social, a little décor, and even a little trash. And there’s Dr. Arnie, everybody’s favorite provider of antidepressants for three-year-olds.”

“Actually, his specialty is adolescent male medicine,” Charlie corrected him.

“Oh Charlie, don’t protect him just because he’s a doctor,” Samantha chided him.

“Why did everyone come to this party, do you think?” Charlie asked.

“For the hummus?” Frankie whispered.

“Oh come on, Charlie.” Jil rolled his eyes. “They came because they heard everyone else was coming. It even worked that way at Erasmus Hall—”

“I think you’re all very mean,” Samantha said. “Judy has spunk.”

“She just wants to be you, dear.”

“Jil, you’re a terrible snob.” Samantha gave him a playful shove.

“Of course I am, darling. I’m an arriviste.” He smiled at her. “On the other hand, you’re the last breath of the American elite, so you can afford to exhibit noblesse oblige.”

“Jil, this is a ridiculous conversation. No one even thinks this way anymore except for you.”

“All right, let’s ask our medical staff.” He looked at Frankie and Charlie. “Do you think most of the women in this room envy Samantha?”

“Do you mean, they all wish they were married to me?” Charlie smiled.

“No, do they all wish they could have the taste Samantha has in her pinkie.” He continued, “When I was in high school, I compulsively used a book called The Elements of Style by Strunk and White so I could learn where to put a comma like an elegant American. After all, I was just an immigrant boy from Hungary. I bet these girls all wish Samantha would codify the do’s and don’t’s of genuine style just so they could follow it, too.”

“Why? So they could all become famous for having accomplished very little?” Samantha answered, and left the three of them alone while she walked into the dining room.