Back Eight Million Ways to Die
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“Tell me about it. It’s up every year. All crimes are up every year, except we’re starting to get a statistical drop in some of the less serious ones because people aren’t bothering to report them. Like my sister’s burglary. You got mugged coming home and all that happened was he took your money? Well, shit, why make a federal case out of it, right? Be grateful you’re alive. Go home and say a prayer of thanks.”

“With Kim Dakkinen—”

“Screw Kim Dakkinen,” he said. “Some dumb little bitch comes fifteen hundred miles to peddle her ass and give the money to a nigger pimp, who cares if somebody chopped her up? I mean why didn’t she stay in fucking Minnesota?”

“Wisconsin.”

“I meant Wisconsin. Most of ’em come from Minnesota.”

“I know.”

“The murder rate used to be around a thousand a year. Three a day in the five boroughs. That always seemed high.”

“High enough.”

“It’s just about double that now.” He leaned forward. “But that’s nothing, Matt. Most homicides are husband-wife things, or two friends drinking together and one of ’em shoots the other and doesn’t even remember it the next day. That rate never changes. It’s the same as it always was. What’s changed are stranger murders, where the killer and the victim don’t know each other. That’s the rate that shows you how dangerous it is to live somewhere. If you just take the stranger murders, if you throw out the other cases and put the stranger murders on a graph, the line goes up like a rocket.”

“There was a guy in Queens yesterday with a bow and arrow,” I said, “and the guy next door shot him with a .38.”

“I read about that. Something about a dog shitting on the wrong lawn?”

“Something like that.”

“Well, that wouldn’t be on the chart. That’s two guys who knew each other.”

“Right.”

“But it’s all part of the same thing. People keep killing each other. They don’t even stop and think, they just go ahead and do it. You been off the force what, a couple years now? I’ll tell you this much. It’s a lot worse than you remember.”

“I believe you.”

“I mean it. It’s a jungle out there and all the animals are armed. Everybody’s got a gun. You realize the number of people out there walking around with a piece? Your honest citizen, he’s gotta have a gun now for his own protection, so he gets one and somewhere down the line he shoots himself or his wife or the guy next door.”

“The guy with the bow and arrow.”