Back Eight Million Ways to Die
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“So she says how are they gonna catch the guys if she doesn’t report it? So I explain how nobody’s got the time to investigate a burglary anymore. You fill out a report and it goes in a file, but you don’t run around looking to see who did it. Catching a burglar in the act is one thing, but investigating, hell, it’s low priority, nobody’s got time for it. She says okay, she can understand that, but suppose they happen to recover the goods? If she never reported the theft in the first place, how will the stuff get returned to her? And then I had to tell her just how fucked up the whole system is. We got warehouses full of stolen goods we recovered, and we got files full of reports people filled out, stuff lost to burglars, and we can’t get the shit back to the rightful owners. I went on and on, I won’t bore you with it, but I don’t think she really wound up believing me. Because you don’t want to believe it’s that bad.”

He found a sheet in the file, frowned at it. He read, “One bath towel, white. One hand towel, white. Two wash cloths, white. Doesn’t say used or unused.” He drew out a sheaf of glossies and went rapidly through them. I looked over his shoulder at interior shots of the room where Kim Dakkinen had died. She was in some but not all of the pictures; the photographer had documented the murder scene by shooting virtually every inch of the hotel room.

A shot of the bathroom showed a towel rack with unused linen on it.

“No dirty towels,” he said.

“He took them along.”

“Huh?”

“He had to wash up. Even if he just threw a topcoat over his bloody clothes. And there aren’t enough towels there. There ought to be at least two of everything. A double room in a class hotel, they give you more than one bath towel and one hand towel.”

“Why would he take ’em along?”

“Maybe to wrap the machete in.”

“He had to have a case for it in the first place, some kind of a bag to get it into the hotel. Why couldn’t he take it out the same way?”

I agreed that he could have.

“And why wrap it in the dirty towels? Say you took a shower and dried yourself off and you wanted to wrap a machete before you put it in your suitcase. There’s clean towels there. Wouldn’t you wrap it in a clean one instead of sticking a wet towel in your bag?”

“You’re right.”

“It’s a waste of time worrying about it,” he said, tapping the photo against the top of his desk. “But I shoulda noticed the missing towels. That’s something I should have thought of.”