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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“The ones she knew did. I think you pretty much have to on the street. Somebody’s got to defend your right to a particular corner and bail you out when you get arrested. When you work out of an apartment like this, well, that’s different. But even so, most of the hookers I know have boyfriends.”

“Is that the same thing as a pimp?”

“Oh, no. A boyfriend isn’t running a batch of girls. He just happens to be your boyfriend. And you don’t turn your money over to him. But you buy him a lot of things, just because you want to, and you help out with cash when he hits a rough spot in life, or if there’s some business opportunity he wants to take advantage of, or because he needs a little loan and, gee, it’s not like you were giving him the money. That’s what a boyfriend is.”

“Sort of a one-woman pimp.”

“Sort of, except every girl swears her boyfriend’s different, her relationship’s different, and what never changes is who earns the money and who spends it.”

“And you never had a pimp, did you? Or a boyfriend?”

“Never. I had my palm read once and the woman who did it was impressed. ‘You have a double head line, dear,’ she told me. ‘Your head rules your heart.’ “ She came over, showed me her hand. “It’s this line right here. See?”

“Looks good to me.”

“Damn straight.” She went back for her glass of soda, then came and sat on the couch beside me. She said, “When I learned what happened to Kim, the first thing I did was call you. But you weren’t in.”

“I never got the message.”

“I didn’t leave one. I hung up and called a travel agent I know. A couple hours later I was on a plane for Barbados.”

“Were you afraid you were on somebody’s list?”

“Hardly that. I just figured Chance killed her. I didn’t think he’d start knocking off all her friends and relations. No, I just knew it was time for a break. A week at a beachfront hotel. A little sun in the afternoon, a little roulette at night, and enough steel-drum music and limbo dancing to hold me for a long time.”

“Sounds good.”

“Second night out I met a fellow at the poolside cocktail party. He was staying at the next hotel over. Very nice fellow, tax lawyer, got divorced a year and a half ago and then went through a tough little affair with someone too young for him, and he’s over that now, and who does he meet but me.”

“And?”

“And we had a nice little romance for the rest of the week. Long walks on the beach. Snorkeling, tennis. Romantic dinners. Drinks on my terrace. I had a terrace looking out at the sea.”