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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“And tell her she has no reason to fear me.” He sighed. “They think they’re irreplaceable. If she had any notion how easily she can be replaced she’d most likely hang herself. The buses bring them, Scudder. Every hour of every day they stream into Port Authority ready to sell themselves. And every day a whole slew of others decide there must be a better way than waiting tables or punching a cash register. I could open an office, Scudder, and take applications, and there’d be a line halfway around the block.”

I opened the door. He said, “I enjoyed this. Especially earlier. You have a good eye for boxing. Please tell that silly blonde whore that nobody’s going to kill her.”

“I’ll do that.”

“And if you need to talk to me, just call my service. I’ll return your calls now that I know you.”

I got out, closed the door. He waited for an opening, made a U-turn, turned again at Eighth Avenue and headed uptown. The U-turn was illegal and he ran the light making his left turn on Eighth, but I don’t suppose it worried him much. I couldn’t recall the last time I’d seen a cop ticket anyone for a moving violation in the city of New York. Sometimes you’ll see five cars go on through after a light turns red. Even the buses do it these days.

After he made his turn I took out my notebook, made an entry. Across the street, near Polly’s Cage, a man and woman were having a loud argument. “You call yourself a man?” she demanded. He slapped her. She cursed him and he slapped her again.

Maybe he’d beat her senseless. Maybe this was a game they played five nights out of seven. Try to break up that sort of thing and as likely as not they’ll both turn on you. When I was a rookie cop, my first partner would do anything to avoid interfering in a domestic argument. Once, facing down a drunken husband, he’d been assaulted from behind by the wife. The husband had knocked out four of her teeth but she leaped to his defense, breaking a bottle over her savior’s head. He wound up with fifteen stitches and a concussion, and he used to run his forefinger over the scar when he told me the story. You couldn’t see the scar, his hair covered it, but his finger went right to the spot.

“I say let ’em kill each other,” he used to say. “It don’t matter if she phoned in the complaint herself, she’ll still turn on you. Let ’em fucking kill each other.”