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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

She sat down opposite me, placed her handbag on the table between us, took out a pack of cigarettes and a disposable lighter, then paused with the cigarette unlit to ask if it was all right if she smoked. I assured her that it was.

Her voice wasn’t what I’d expected. It was quite soft, and the only accent it held was Midwestern. After the boots and the fur and the severe facial planes and the exotic name, I’d been anticipating something more out of a masochist’s fantasy: harsh and stern and European. She was younger, too, than I’d have guessed at first glance. No more than twenty-five.

She lit her cigarette and positioned the lighter on top of the cigarette pack. The waitress, Evelyn, had been working days for the past two weeks because she’d landed a small part in an off-Broadway showcase. She always looked on the verge of a yawn. She came to the table while Kim Dakkinen was playing with her lighter. Kim ordered a glass of white wine. Evelyn asked me if I wanted more coffee, and when I said yes Kim said, “Oh, are you having coffee? I think I’d like that instead of wine. Would that be all right?”

When the coffee arrived she added cream and sugar, stirred, sipped, and told me she wasn’t much of a drinker, especially early in the day. But she couldn’t drink it black the way I did, she’d never been able to drink black coffee, she had to have it sweet and rich, almost like dessert, and she supposed she was just lucky but she’d never had a weight problem, she could eat anything and never gain an ounce, and wasn’t that lucky?

I agreed that it was.

Had I known Elaine long? For years, I said. Well, she hadn’t really known her that long herself, in fact she hadn’t even been in New York too terribly long, and she didn’t know her that well either, but she thought Elaine was awfully nice. Didn’t I agree? I agreed. Elaine was very levelheaded, too, very sensible, and that was something, wasn’t it? I agreed it was something.

I let her take her time. She had acres of small talk, she smiled and held your eyes with hers when she talked, and she could probably have walked off with the Miss Congeniality award in any beauty contest she didn’t win outright, and if it took her awhile to get to the point that was fine with me. I had no place else to go and nothing better to do.

She said, “You used to be a policeman.”

“A few years back.”

“And now you’re a private detective.”