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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“I was gonna build a fire. Pile all the masks in the middle of the floor, spill a little gas on ’em, put a match to ’em. Go out like one of those Vikings and take all my treasures with me. I can’t say I thought about it for long. What I could do, I could sell all this shit. The house, the art, the car. I guess the money’d last me a time.”

“Probably.”

“But then what’d I do?”

“Suppose you set up as a dealer?”

“Are you crazy, man? Me deal drugs? I can’t even pimp no more, and pimping’s cleaner’n dealing.”

“Not drugs.”

“What, then?”

“The African stuff. You seem to own a lot of it and I gather the quality’s high.”

“I don’t own any garbage.”

“So you told me. Could you use that as your stock to get you started? And do you know enough about the field to go into the business?”

He frowned, thinking. “I was thinking about this earlier,” he said.

“And?”

“There’s a lot I don’t know. But there’s a lot I do know, plus I got a feel for it and that’s something you can’t get in a classroom or out of a book. But shit, you need more’n that to be a dealer. You need a whole manner, a personality to go with it.”

“You invented Chance, didn’t you?”

“So? Oh, I dig. I could invent some nigger art dealer same way I invented myself as a pimp.”

“Couldn’t you?”

“ ‘Course I could.” He thought once more. “It might work,” he said. “I’ll have to study it.”

“You got time.”

“Plenty of time.” He looked intently at me, the gold flecks glinting in his brown eyes. “I don’t know what made me hire you,” he said. “I swear to God I don’t. If I wanted to look good or what, the superpimp avenging his dead whore. If I knew where it was going to lead—”

“It probably saved a few lives,” I said. “If that’s any consolation.”

“Didn’t save Kim or Sunny or Cookie.”

“Kim was already dead. And Sunny killed herself and that was her choice, and Cookie was going to be killed as soon as Marquez tracked her down. But he’d have gone on killing if I hadn’t stopped him. The cops would have landed on him sooner or later but there’d have been more dead women by then. He never would have stopped. It was too much of a turn-on for him. When he came out of the bathroom with the machete, he had an erection.”

“You serious?”

“Absolutely.”

“He came at you with a hard-on?”

“Well, I was more afraid of the machete.”

“Well, yeah,” he said. “I could see where you would be.”