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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“I told you last time. It’s no good to me in a hotel room.”

“So you give it to your lady friend. Let her make you a cup of the best.”

“Thanks.”

“You just drink coffee, right? You don’t drink booze?”

“Not these days.”

“But you used to.”

And probably will again, I thought. But not today.

“Same as me,” he said. “I don’t drink, don’t smoke dope, don’t do any of that shit. Used to.”

“Why’d you stop?”

“Didn’t go with the image.”

“Which image? The pimp image?”

“The connoisseur,” he said. “The art collector.”

“How’d you learn so much about African art?”

“Self-taught,” he said. “I read everything I could find, went around to the dealers and talked to them. And I had a feel for it.” He smiled at something. “Long time ago I went to college.”

“Where was that?”

“Hofstra. I grew up in Hempstead. Born in Bedford-Stuyvesant, but my folks bought a house when I was two, three years old. I don’t even remember Bed-Stuy.” He had returned to the hassock and he was leaning back, his hands clasped around his knees for balance. “Middle-class house, lawn to mow and leaves to rake and a driveway to shovel. I can slip in and out of the ghetto talk, but it’s mostly a shuck. We weren’t rich but we lived decent. And there was enough money to send me to Hofstra.”

“What did you study?”

“Majored in art history. And didn’t learn shit about African art there, incidentally. Just that dudes like Braque and Picasso got a lot of inspiration from African masks, same as the Impressionists got turned on by Japanese prints. But I never took a look at an African carving until I got back from Nam.”

“When were you over there?”

“After my third year of college. My father died, see. I could have finished all the same but, I don’t know, I was crazy enough to drop out of school and enlist.” His head was back and his eyes were closed. “Did a ton of drugs over there. We had everything. Reefer, hash, acid. What I liked, I liked heroin. They did it different there. You used to get it in cigarettes, used to smoke it.”

“I never heard of that.”