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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“And don’t tell me about the towels. He’s a ripper, he’s a cute fucking psycho who makes plans and plays by his own private rules. He’s not the first case like that to come along.”

“I got warned off the case, Joe. I got very professionally warned off the case.”

“So? She got killed by a psycho and there could still be something about her life that some friends of hers don’t want to come out in the open. Maybe she had a boyfriend and he’s a married guy, just like you figured, and even if what she died of was scarlet fucking fever he wouldn’t want you poking around in the ashes.”

I gave myself the Miranda warning. You have the right to remain silent, I told myself, and exercised the right.

“Unless you figure Dakkinen and Blaustein are tied together. Long-lost sisters, say. Excuse me, brother and sister. Or maybe they were brothers, maybe Dakkinen had her operation a few years ago. Tall for a girl, wasn’t she?”

“Maybe Cookie was a smokescreen,” I said.

“How’s that?”

I went on talking in spite of myself. “Maybe he killed her to take the heat off,” I said. “Make it look like a train of random murders. To hide his motive for killing Dakkinen.”

“To take the heat off. What heat, for Christ’s sake?”

“I don’t know.”

“There’s been no fucking heat. There will be now. Nothing turns the fucking press on like a series of random killings. The readers eat it up, they pour it on their corn flakes. Anything gives ’em a chance to run a sidebar on the original Jack the Ripper, those editors go crazy for it. You talk about heat, there’ll be enough heat now to scorch his ass for him.”

“I suppose.”

“You know what you are, Scudder? You’re stubborn.”

“Maybe.”

“Your problem is you work private and you only carry one case at a time. I got so much shit on my desk it’s a pleasure when I get to let go of something, but with you it’s just the opposite. You want to hang onto it as long as you can.”

“Is that what it is?”

“I don’t know. It sounds like it.” He took one hand off the wheel, tapped me on the forearm. “I don’t mean to bust balls,” he said. “I see something like that, somebody chopped up like that, I try to clamp a lid on it and it comes out in other directions. You did a lot of good work.”

“Did I?”

“No question. There were things we missed. It might give us a little jump on the psycho, some of the stuff you came up with. Who knows?”

Not I. All I knew was how tired I was.